All you need to know about Gov. Sanford

ASM826 has it. It's gonna leave a mark, too, but not in the way you might be expecting:

Tell us what she was like and how much fun it was. This whiny apology crap makes you look weak and nobody, not me, not the press, not your political cronies, and certainly not your wife, believes a word of it.

He has more, including pictures worth more than a thousand words. More than one (keep scrolling on this one).

Top shelf snark, yessir.