Saturday, August 15, 2009

Kenny Chesney - Who You'd Be Today

Loss is perhaps the greatest emotion we can deal with. Sometimes loss comes as tragedy, unexpected. Sometimes it comes as atrocity, planned.

Country music has a long history of songs about loss. Sometimes raucous and irreverent, sometimes howl-at-the-moon sad, sometimes reflective, it covers the most basic of emotions.

This week say the passing of Eunice Kennedy Shriver, who devoted her life to the mentally handicapped, and founded the Special Olympics. This week, I couldn't stop thinking about what Joe Kennedy did to her sister Rosemary. And thinking about what Rose might have been like if atrocity had not caught her.

Kenny Chesney
has been here before on Saturday Redneck. His song Who You'd Be Today perfectly captures this sense of loss.


Sunny days seem to hurt the most
I wear the pain like a heavy coat
I feel you everywhere I go
I see your smile, I see your face
I hear you laughing in the rain
I still can't believe you're gone

It's not fair you died too young
Like the story that had just begun
But death tore the pages all away
God knows how I miss you
All the hell that I've been through
Just knowing no one could take your place
An' sometimes I wonder
Who'd you be today?

Would you see the world? Would you chase your dreams?
Settle down with a family?
I wonder what would you name your babies?
Some days the sky's so blue
I feel like I can talk to you
An' I know it might sound crazy

It's not fair you died too young
Like the story that had just begun
But death tore the pages all away
God knows how I miss you
All the hell that I've been through
Just knowing no one could take your place
An' sometimes I wonder
Who you'd be today?

Today, today, today.
Today, today, today.

Sunny days seem to hurt the most
I wear the pain like a heavy coat
The only thing that gives me hope
Is I know I'll see you again some day

Some day, some day, some day.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Why we won World War II

Paladin has it.

Wow. Just wow. If you don't read him - especially on fridays - then you're missing out.

Elvis is still The King



Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.

(Hey, blame Pistolero for reminding me of Mojo Nixon!)

The science is settled, but there's no data

Ever wonder how scientists measure temperature? With all the talk about Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW), have you ever thought about where the data comes from? Somebody has to collect temperature data, right? So how do they do it?

Well, how do you measure temperature? If you're like me, you look at a thermometer.

So how many thermometers are being used to measure all of this AGW? I mean, if "the science is settled", someone should have an answer, right? Well, someone does have an answer, and it's quite interesting.

There are a lot of thermometers, at weather stations around the world. There didn't used to be, though. Until World War I, there were less than a thousand. World wide. Then there was a huge expansion of the number of weather stations, to a peak of over 13,000 during the Cold War. Note that this is the count of how many thermometers are in the 3000 longest continually operating weather stations. There are a lot (maybe 10,000) of new ones, but since the AGW debate is pretty uninteresting if you only look at the last 40 years, this is where the theory will be made or broken. (Actually, the data is very interesting, and suggests strongly that the new thermometers have thrown off the averages and may indeed account for 100% of the warming trend. You should read the series of posts here, which include not only data, but source code).

This tells us several things:

1. There are not many weather stations that have been consistently measuring temperature in the same location for more than about 60 years. Maybe a thousand, maybe a little more.

2. There are very few weather stations that have been consistently measuring temperature in the same location for over a hundred years. Two or three hundred, tops.

3. There are almost no weather stations that have been consistently measuring temperature data in the same location since the end of the Civil War - essentially around the time when the Industrial Revolution was in full swing most places in North American and Europe, and everyone started belching CO2 into the air. Maybe 30 or 40.

Think about that last one - thirty or forty weather stations. That's what this whole AGW debate is centered on. A few dozen.

OK, so there really aren't many measurement locations. For those from which we have data, where's the data? Can we look at it? Check it for mistakes? I mean, after all this is supposed to be the biggest crisis in human history, the very survival of the human race is at stake, and we HAVE TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. Okay, but first can we look at the data?

Well, no. It's not that the scientists don't want to share it with you. They don't, but that doesn't matter. You see, it seems that the original data sets have gone missing:
Data storage availability in the 1980s meant that we were not able to keep the multiple sources for some sites, only the station series after adjustment for homogeneity issues. We, therefore, do not hold the original raw data but only the value-added (i.e. quality controlled and homogenized) data. The priorities we use when merging data from the same station from different sources are discussed in some of the literature cited below.
Oh, and that last link? It's not to your run of the mill right wing tool/hater site; it's to ground zero of AGW research. Nature has a good post about the refusal to release the data, with a very interesting comments thread. The comments are running around 20 to 1 in favor of releasing the data so it can be verified.

The story is summed up nicely by Kenneth Green:

In a nutshell, the story is this. Canadian Steve McIntyre, co-demolisher of Michael Mann’s hockey stick chart, has been after the CRU to let him review their original climate data. For those unfamiliar with Steve, he is like a dog with a bone when it comes to data, and to validating statistical methodologies used in data representation. To come to Steve’s analytical attention is a bit like coming to the attention of a 60-Minutes news crew, only a few hundred times worse, particularly if you have anything to hide.

So Steve politely (He is Canadian, after all) requested the climate data from CRU, only to be refused on the grounds that he is not in academia. That’s where the story gets interesting, because Roger Pielke Jr. (who IS in academia), put in his own request, and was also turned down. Not because he didn’t qualify, but because the CRU apparently didn’t bother keeping the original climate data used in compiling the first surface temperature record!

...

In other words, there is now no way to test to see whether any of the “homogenizing” that has been done to the original record biased it in any way, or whether any of the subsequent “adjustments” to the data for things like urban expansion, and such can be validated.

Maybe $50 Trillion is being asked for to "fix" the problem, but don't worry, you can trust them. I mean, it's not like they have data or anything, but it's an emergency. Srlsy.

The questions about data quality are very, very serious, and the entire AGW debate is scientifically meaningless without an examination of the data, the methods, the mathematical models (especially the statistics, which are subtle and easy to mess up), and the source code of the climate models.

This last one in particular is an area I have relevant experience in, although we look for errors that cause security vulnerabilities. However, it's a truism that there will be at least one bug per 1000 lines of source code. How many lines of code are in the models? The process of higher math will tell us how many bugs to expect. How many of these would impact the results? You simply can't know until you look at it.

You say that the science is settled? Then give me the the data.

Thanks to Don for the pointer to post about data sets. Don knows a thing or two about data.

Borepatch: The Internet Leader in Things That Cause Global Warming

Actually, I have another post about just how lousy the quality of the data is behind the whole Global Warming Medicine Show, as soon as I get a few minutes to spare.

I am in awe


The Tao that is Math
is not the Tao of all things
Mathematical

Thursday, August 13, 2009

And now, a lighter moment

After the RCOB moment in the last post, here's something that is pure awesome.

It's what you don't see published that counts

Eunice Kennedy Shriver passed on this week, after a full life of doing good work on behalf of the mentally retarded. Rest in peace, Mrs. Shriver.

Here's what you didn't read in the Mastodon Main Stream Media, about just why she was so committed to this cause:
I’m annoyed that all the coverage of Eunice Kennedy Shriver’s death mentions how she was inspired to start the Special Olympics by her sister Rosemary’s “intellectual disability”. None of the reports I’ve heard have mentioned that Rosemary’s disability was caused by a forced lobotomy, which destroyed her personality, emotions, independence, and ability to function. Nor do they mention that her family, who certainly had the resources to keep her at home, stuck her in an institution for much of her life. Nor do they mention that due to the effects of the lobotomy she was unable to participate in sporting events and therefore couldn’t even partake in the Special Olympics. To present her as someone who just happened to be born mentally retarded is an unacceptable insult.
TJIC elaborates on just how, well, evil the Kennedy clan was to Rosemary:

So the elder patriarch of the Kennedy Clan shipped his daughter off to a convent, and when she started sneaking out at night and embarrassing the family, he somehow authorized physicians to saw into her brain until she lost the ability to speak.

I think the most horrible thing I’ve read in the last few months is

As Dr. Watts cut … he asked her to recite the Lord’s Prayer … When she began to become incoherent, they stopped.

You don't hear this gruesome story related in the media, ever. That's a significant data point, to me at least. The finely tuned "news judgment" of these media professionals simply don't think it's worth raising the subject.

Actually, a story created entirely out of thin air is pretty rare. Yes, you find the Janet Cookes, the Stephen Glasses, the Dan Rathers. Pure, baldface, made up, biased lies presented as truth is pretty rare.

But the story that's never told, because the MSM herd is sympathetic to someone - that happens all the time. It's not evenly distributed across the political spectrum. Power corrupts, and what's not already gone out of business in the MSM is totally, completely, and in this case evilly corrupt.

Rosemary Kennedy - a story not worth telling.

Evil. Complicit with evil.
As Dr. Watts cut … he asked her to recite the Lord’s Prayer … When she began to become incoherent, they stopped.

Gun pr0n

On video. My lovely bride got me the complete, boxed DVD set of Tales of the Gun, for my birthday. Man, that's some sweet watching, right there. The "Women and guns" episode even had her interested.

My only complaint so far is that their shotgun episode does not have any bayoneting of children's toys. They need to get out more.

Windows and Mac users, get patching

Five of this week's nine Windows updates are critical. The Office Web Components vulnerability has been exploited for a couple months, and there are five ActiveX Controls that have been targeted by Bad Guys, and are not fixed. You'll want this update.

Run Windows Update and do a reboot, and you'll be up to scratch.

Apple has finally patched the bug-from-hell in bind, the DNS program that maps geeky numeric IP addresses to cool names like borepatch.blogspot.com. Plus a half dozen vulnerabilities in the Safari Web browser. Windows users of Safari will want that fix, too.

Linux users have your automatic updates from Ubuntu, so everything's copacetic, right? Right!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Range Report - Slow Fire vs. Rapid Fire

A New Year's Resolution for this year was to do more rapid fire shooting at the range. Friend Burt and I went to the range with his nifty Springfield XD, and I spent most of the evening on rapid fire.

Most of my shooting over the last couple of years has been slow fire. Deliberate, aimed fire with (ideally) an almost Zen-like focus on slow, "surprise break" trigger squeeze. I'm passable at this - not great, but passable, as you can see from this target shot last October (with Burt's XD).


For me, slow fire is several seconds between shots. Rapid fire is a shot at least every second (actually this is slow compared to some of the folks I've shot with). This time, I was trying for two shots a second, and my groupings were, well, more interesting:


All over the map. Some not even on the map. 60 rounds, 44 hits (74% on the paper). Boy, howdy, this was a quick (fire) lesson in humility.

Target Re-acquisition is my biggest challenge: unless you're shooting .22 or something with almost no recoil, each shot will move your aim point off-target. Lining the target up in your sights lets you not miss the target (duh!). Doing this in slow fire is no problem - take your time, get lined up. For rapid fire, you need more "muscle memory" than I have developed. I need to spend many more hours under the Jeff Cooper Mind Enhancer Ray and then go practice, practice, practice.

Slow fire is terrific fun - groupings are small and tight, and it's easy to congratulate yourself on your excellent marksmanship. I typically step back from the line in a relaxed, Zen-master state.

Rapid Fire is work. It's hard, it's frustrating watching your groupings balloon to the size of a barn. You step back from the line tense, and even sweating. You see your mistakes in the harsh spotlight. But this seems to be the way to better marksmanship.
A consciousness of wrongdoing is the first step to salvation…you have to catch yourself doing it before you can correct it.
- Seneca

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Headline of the year


Glad they have those layers of editors and fact checkers.

Like you and me, only better

Suppose you let your dog get away from you, and it attacked a policeman, biting him in the arm, leg, and face. What do you think would happen to you?

Suppose you were a policeman in Massachusetts, and you let your K9 get away from you. Suppose it bit an elderly lady on the arm, leg, and face.

One of these things is not like the other:

A police dog lunges at and attacks a leashed citizen’s dog, biting the citizen on the leg, stomach and face … and the result:

  • cop gets paid vacation (financed by taxpayers) [put on paid leave - Borepatch]
  • cop and wife get a paid hospital stay to better bolster their defense in the inevitable court case or counter-suit (financed by taxpayers)
  • the viscious dog gets a new home

Let’s imagine another scenario: A citizen’s dog lunges at and attacks a leashed police dog, biting the officer on the leg, stomach and face.

My prediction:

  • citizen gets jail time (and gets pretty darn roughed up on the way into the cell) pending trial
  • citizen and wife get derided in the press by the police
  • the dog gets killed at the scene
Like our Secretary of the Treasury who doesn't pay his taxes, like smoking bans for everyone but Congress, like - well, you get the idea.

Power. Them what has, gits. No wonder the Statists keep pushing. They figure they'll need that power to get themselves out of a jam some day.

Foolish Pride

What do you get when a party that thought a voting demographic was a wholly-owned subsidiary of theirs finds out that the "Third Rail" of American politics applies to them, too? This:



What do you get when a party that thought that they got voted in because their policies were popular finds out that they were voted in because they were "not the other guy"? This:



So what's their reaction? This:



Well, now. Look, it's really not that hard to figure out what's happening:
What there are, are hundreds of thousands of ordinary people who have solved the following math equation: (incredibly unpopular congress) + (dangerously ill-advised legislation) + (opportunity to tell you off) = (ridiculous levels of outrage aimed at you). Since mathematics has never been a strong point of politics, the Czar will explain in simple words you can read without two days and two lawyers: the American people really hate the current Congress, they really fear this proposed reform, and you are giving them an open microphone so they can spell out what a bunch of arrogant bastards you have been for the last few years. Odd as it may seem, this does not require an organized, concerted effort. All it requires is what you are giving them: a mic, and opportunity, and coverage.
Look, there's nothing new under the sun:

1. The Democrats have played politics for years with Social Security, ginning up the senior vote to thrash the Republicans. Their repeated investment in this bloc has made the seniors very finely tuned to Washington's desire to cut their programs. "Oh, but we would never cut the programs" doesn't fly when your people are talking about bending the cost curve down and mooting counseling for end of life decisions. Toothpaste, tube.

2. Government has always been unpopular. Always. You think that you can buy votes, and maybe you can, but everyone has always despised you. Always will. Sun - rises in the east, even under Obama.
"To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman." - Sam Clemens

"The problem with political jokes is that they often get elected." - Will Rogers

"What's the difference between a whore and a congressman? A congressman makes more money." - Edward Abbey

"He thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, when t'truth if t'matter was he was ilicted 'cause nobody knew who he was." - Mr. Dooley
3. The ancient Greek term for Foolish Pride was "Hubris". It has been applied to many people in the past: Napoleon invading Russia. Hitler invading Russia. Obama invading "reforming" healthcare. It happens because someone thinks he's too strong to fail, and gets cocky. They had a special word for it because it ends really, really badly, mkay? Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Stick a fork in it, folks - this is deader than a doornail. The Democrats are faced with three bad choices:
Try to pass a bill and fail. This is what the Democrats are alluding to when they say that Republicans are trying to "destroy" Obama's presidency. A loss of this magnitude would greatly weaken Obama, and change the entire dynamic of his presidency for the rest of his time in office.

Actually pass a bill. There's nothing about any of this that doesn't have the term "government cockup" written all over it. If this passes, then it will be ugly for the entire Democratic party come election time. There will be no way to paper over Grandma dieing because of Obamacare. This is actually the worst possible outcome for the Democrats, as it would likely lead to a generation of Republican rule.

Let it die a quiet death in committee. Otherwise known as the "Clinton option". The massively complicated and wildly unpopular Hillarycare Obamacare never sees the floor of the Congress for a vote. This is the best possible outcome for the Democrats, as they at least keep the prospect of government run healthcare alive to rally their base.
So, not to be premature, but I'm calling this one over. But you should really read the Czar's whole post - there's nothing this smart to be found in the Mastodon Main Stream Media. You knew that, but RTWT anyway.

And since it's all over except for turning out the lights, a little light-turning-out music:



Monday, August 10, 2009

Borepatch is losing his mind

Like that will surprise either of my readers ...

But seriously, I've been making odd mistakes - repeated, multiple mistakes. Either I'm trying to work too fast, or I'm leaking IQ. So I'm taking tonight off. I'll be back tomorrow with Range Reports and foodblogging, but tonight I'm kicking back with #1 Son and watching Mythbusters shoot .44 Mag and SKSs.

In the meantime, here's some going insane music.



UPDATE 10 August 2009 21:02: They have thermite, too. I love thermite. I probably need a tag for it.

Bloggy later

I have not one, but TWO range reports to do, plus foodblogging, plus general other stuff. Busy now.

In the meantime, let me just say to the Ford Taurus I was following on Mass Rt 27, that one McDonald's wrapper flying out of your window could be a mistake, but two wrappers, a bag, and an empty cup are a sign that you were raised in a barn. As a proud Redneck, let just me say that you're an embarassment to rednecks everywhere. Grow some manners.

kthanxbai.

Dogblogging

I haz a tired. Iz hard being so cute.

It's a good thing that little one-eyed dog is so cute, because she's quite the hellion.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Congratulations to Ambulance driver

He's had his one millionth (!) visitor.

Bravo Zulu, AD.

UPDATE 10 August 2009 12:08: Fixed typo of epic (fail) proportions. Thanks, TOTWTYTR.

Monitor this

As you've all heard, the White House has set up an email address for people to snitch out their neighbor's exercise of their first amendment rights report "fishy" statements on the Administration's healthcare plan. Better people than I have commented on the wisdom of this, and what it says about the White House folks.

Me, I start thinking in terms of Internet Security. A Denial Of Service (DoS) attack is the Internet equivalent of a crowd shouting down a speaker: the legitimate message may be getting through, but it's swamped by noise. The result is that normal consumers of the activity have to work extra hard to get their information, or can't get it at all.

Spam is an example of a DoS. These days, Spam filtering is very good - it has to be, because 90% of all email sent is Spam. Nobody would use email if the Spam weren't filtered.

Well this is all very interesting, I hear you say. But what does it have to do with Obama's All American Stasi? Well, what if the White House snitch email account got inundated with emails?

It's pretty easy to add a Javascript button to each post that would email the post to whitehouse.gov. After all, I'm pretty critical of the proposal, and the Administration seems to want to know about this. So why not tell them, automatically? Sort of a quasi-automatic self-reporting of hate speech.

This is unsatisfying, because you'd have to click on each post, and you know what a blabbermouth I am - there are a lot of posts.

Not automatic. What I'm looking for is a way for every post to automatically send an email with the post contents every time someone view it. Now that would be a self-reporting of Internet hate speech ...

You simply can't do this with Javascript (e.g. mailpage); you need server-side includes. This is a problem on Blogspot, because I don't control the server side. Any web gurus have any thoughts?

Oh, and to anyone who is wondering if Borepatch is going to the Dark Side, let me just say that I only use my Powers (such as they are) for Good. Sort of a "exercise your first amendment rights by telling the Fed.Gov censor everything" sort of thing. Yes, it likely would overwhelm the censor. No, it wouldn't be the first time the Fed.Gov set up a program that couldn't handle the demand. Monitor this.

UPDATE 9 August 2009 12:55: An hour of reflection has revealed a simple way to do this. You need a web server somewhere where you can run your own server-side scripting. You put a tag on the blog entry (similar to Sitemeter) that points to the web server. The web server catches the referrer URL, and runs a script along the lines of:
mail flag@whitehouse.gov -S "Reporting hate speech" < $REFERRER_URL
OK, you'd have to tweak the scripting and HTML, but I wouldn't expect this to be very hard.

Now a word to the wise - you probably don't want to do this. Monkeywrenching is all well and good when it's done by those on the left. But we've seen how the left reacts when tables are turned. Getting this on a few sites generating 10,000 emails a day would probably crash their email server, and some Apparatchik prosecutor might not care that he's be setting 100 years of legal precedent with a "ZOMG sending emails is hacking" argument.

However, the discussion of how is interesting. Anyone have any thoughts on improving this, leave a comment.

Philosophical fortune cookies

I've been reading some of the ancient Stoic philosophers (Marcus Aurelius and Epictetus), and it's rather a maddening experience. These books are basically collections of short sayings, most of which are similar in depth to what you get in a fortune cookie. For example:
How easy it is to repel and to wipe away every impression which is troublesome or unsuitable, and immediately to be in all tranquility. (Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, Book V)
Or how about this:
Even as bad actors cannot sing alone, but only in chorus: so some cannot walk alone. (Golden Sayings of Epictetus, CIII)
It makes it fast to read, since there's a "fortune cookie" switch that trips a few words into each saying, and tells me to jump ahead to the next. But interspersed with these are some that suggest why the Stoic's reputations carried them for 700 years:
Philosophy does not promise to secure anything external for man, otherwise it would be admitting something that lies beyond its proper subject-matter. For as the material of the carpenter is wood, and that of statuary bronze, so the subject-matter of the art of living is each person's own life. (Epictetus, Discourses, 1.15.2)
It's a fortune cookie, too, but it's tasty.