Wednesday, June 17, 2009

A Failure of Imagination

Ever wonder why it's called "Greenland"? One explanation is that it was marketing: If we call it "Greenland", we can fool people into coming here.

This is pretty unsatisfying. Never mind the fact that you'd likely end up with a lot of people unhappy with you this way, why would you want to start a colony on a glacier?

The Viking expansion to Greenland (and soon after, to Labrador) happened in the tenth and early eleventh centuries. There were plenty of other opportunities for overseas expansion than sitting on a glacier - King Knut conquered England and ruled there from 1017 until his death in 1035. Normandy in France gets its name from the North Men, who conquered it in the ninth and tenth centuries.

Another explanation for Greenland's name? Maybe it was green.

Both my long term readers know that I'm a bit skeptical of the theory of Anthropological Global Warming (AGW), and I've explained Why I'm a Global Warming Skeptic. The biggest reason is that it's been much warmer in the relatively recent past: the Medieval Warm Period, between around 800 AD and 1300 AD.

Source: Newton et al., Geophysical Research Letters.

Note that the time scale on the graph reads backwards - the most recent date is on the left, and the oldest is on the right. The data is not from the north Atlantic, but rather from the Indian Ocean, but demonstrates that global temperatures were not just warmer then, they were significantly warmer.

In other words, Greenland probably was green.

The current AGW models do not explain why this happened - they don't predict the historical record, and so I'm pretty unconvinced that they're predicting what's happening today. And just so you don't think I'm playing games with the time scales to make a point, here's NOAA (the US weather agency) showing climate back to 150,000 years ago:


Much, much warmer around 130,000 years ago. Can't blame SUVs for that. The current models don't explain this, either.

But this isn't my point, which is about why you don't find Vikings in Greenland any more, and haven't for over 500 years. The Medieval Warm Period ended abruptly - in the space of one or two generations, around the late thirteenth century AD. This wasn't a happy time for just about anyone, as cooler and shorter summers led to a series of crop failures. Famine led to pestilence, and the other horsemen all came to party. Think Black Death. The historical record is filled with this - Barbara Tuchman's A Distant Mirror is the must-read source for the story of how a third of the population between the Indus river and Iceland simply died out.

Throughout history, most people have lived one or two bad harvests from disaster. The Seven Lean Years follow the fat ones, and lean doesn't mean "we'll all lose those few unsightly inches around the waist", it means that your kids would die, your parents would die, and maybe you would die.

The Medieval Warm Period was followed by what was known as the "Little Ice Age" - 4 centuries of global cooling that were simply catastrophic. Glaciers devoured villages in the Alps, it got so cold that the American Continental Army moved cannon south from Fort Ticonderoga over the frozen Hudson river, and the Vikings in Greenland starved to death. Jarred Diamond describes the scene in Collapse:
The animal bones in those topmost layers tell a grim story. They include: foot bones of small wild birds and rabbits, which would normally have been considered too small to be worth hunting and usable only as last-ditch famine food; bones of a newborn calf and lamb, which would have been born in the late spring; the toe bones of a number of cows approximately equal to the number of spaces in that farm's cow barn, suggesting that all cows had been slaughtered and were eaten down to the hoofs; and partial skeletons of big hunting dogs with knife marks on the bones. Dog bones are otherwise virtually absent in Norse houses, because the Norse were no more willing to eat their dogs then we are today. By killing the dogs on which they depended to hunt caribou in the autumn, and by killing the newborn livestock needed to rebuild their herds, the last inhabitants were in effect saying that they were too desperately hungry to care about the future.
Gone, victims of climate change. The current climate models don't explain this, either.

This all has a point, which is that there is a massive failure of imagination happening today. The orthodoxy is that the climate is getting much warmer, much faster, and that it's man's fault. The orthodox don't talk about how lately it's been getting colder, and may be getting much colder:

For the second time in little over a year, it looks as though the world may be heading for a serious food crisis, thanks to our old friend "climate change". In many parts of the world recently the weather has not been too brilliant for farmers. After a fearsomely cold winter, June brought heavy snowfall across large parts of western Canada and the northern states of the American Midwest. In Manitoba last week, it was -4ÂșC. North Dakota had its first June snow for 60 years.

[snip]

None of this has given much cheer to farmers. In Canada and northern America summer planting of corn and soybeans has been way behind schedule, with the prospect of reduced yields and lower quality. Grain stocks are predicted to be down 15 per cent next year. US reserves of soya – used in animal feed and in many processed foods – are expected to fall to a 32-year low.

The models predict higher temperatures.

Who knows? Maybe ten years from now, temperatures will go higher. Maybe we will see the seas rise an inch over the next 100 years. But a lot of people in the third world will die if things stay cool. Even today, most of the world lives only a few bad harvests from hunger. A horribly misguided ethanol-fuel program is making things worse.

So why the focus on warming? Failure of imagination. Unless its an Intellectual Class that can imagine itself in charge of the whole economy, by ginning up a "crisis" while people starve.

Hat tip and thanks to Don, who pointed out the Telegraph article via email.

Winning an argument with yourself ...

Otherwise known as growing older and wiser. Lissa shows how.

Man scores 1,000,000 on Guitar Hero

Sets a World Record:
If only Metallica had written the song a minute shorter, I could have used the South Park joke for my lead-in. But the Guitar Hero whiz kid, Danny Johnson, broke the world record for the most points in any song on Guitar Hero: Metallica. He played the 11-minute song, Mercyful Fate, off of Metallica's cover album, Garage Inc. Johnson's already broken the record in Guitar Hero III by setting the highest score on Dragonforce's Through The Fire And Flames.
Video here. Warning: it's 11 minutes long. But he plays 3000 notes in a row, for a cool million points.

I'd say something, but I have nothing that tops what South Park had to say (you'll have to watch the very end):



Heh. Via #1 Son.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Common Sense Fruit Control

So the UK is getting those dangerous knives under control now:

The first “anti-stab” knife is to go on sale in Britain, designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.

The knife has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.

But what about the really dangerous stuff?



Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Newspaper outs anonymous blogger

An anonymous blogger in the UK gave a view of what it's like to be in the Lancashire (UK) police. Lots of "inside baseball" (if you can pardon the expression) which attracted hundreds of thousands of visitors.

The blog's gone now, and the blogger is in trouble, after his identity was exposed. By the press:

The [London] Times has overturned a court order which sought to protect the anonymity of a police blogger known as NightJack.

The blog, which has now been deleted, detailed the life and views of a serving police detective. Earlier this year it won an Orwell prize for political writing.

So why would a newspaper expose an anonymous source exposing government inefficiencies, and which criticized "senior politicians"? Let's listen to the Times' lawyer:
Antony White, QC, for The Times, argued that there was a public interest in non-compliance by a police officer with his obligations under the statutory code governing police behaviour and also with general public law duty on police officers not to reveal information obtained in the course of a police investigation other than for performing his public duties.
Ah, you see, it's illegal for someone in that position to talk to the press post on the Internet. Because next thing you know, secret terrorist financial tracking programs might get exposed. Oh, wait ...

So why would an organization that relies on anonymous government sources expose an anonymous government source?

Competition. You see, NightJack was getting lots of visitors who might otherwise read the Times. Or something. Can't have that.

Remember this the next time some hypocrite from the Mastodon Main Stream Media pleads for special protections from government leak investigations. They don't care about the public's right to know - they care about their share price.

Blogroll Addition

Via a Sitemeter trackback, I see that Wild Ed has kindly put me on his blogroll.

Ed is an Outdoorsman, Falconer (about the coolest thing you can do, IMHO), and likes to share the recipes he uses on what he catches. Added to the "People Eating Tasty Animals" blogroll.

And a note to any other bloggers who have blogrolled me, and where I haven't reciprocated. Send me an email (borepatch at gmail dot com) to let me know, and I'm happy to add you.

I'm sorry, -70.1977536,41.7193985,0 is not an address"

Especially if you're fixin' to tear down my house:

A Georgia man is none too happy that his memory-filled family home, lovingly hand built "brick by brick" by Pop, is now a scene of rubble-strewn desolation after a demolition firm used a GPS to identify its victim and moved in for the kill.

Al Byrd of Sandy Springs got a bit of a shock earlier this month when someone called to let him know the Carroll County house was no more. Byrd had lived there with his nine brothers and sisters, and the house still contained precious heirlooms including "mom’s dining room set … her hutch with her dishes in there".

These Little House on the Prairie touches meant nothing to the Marietta wrecking outfit, apparently acting on the instructions of another unnamed Texas company, who flattened the building.

So what happened? Seems some Einstein gave a bulldozer operator GPS coordinates, rather than a street address. GPS coordinates were for house across the street of the intended Demolition Derby. Enthusiastic 'dozer man was a bit too eager to take the time and call for confirmation:
“I said, ‘What address did you have?’ and he said, ‘They sent me some GPS coordinates.’ I said, ‘Don’t you have an address?’ [and] he said, ‘Yes, my GPS coordinates led me right to this address here and this house was described.’”
Two words: Soylent.

Video here.

How do you say "Merry Christmas" in Czech?

No, it's not "Grazie.cz".
Jeff and Danielle Smith sent a photo of themselves with their two young children to family and friends as a Christmas card, and posted the image on her blog and a few social networking websites.

Then, late last month, a friend of Mrs Smith's was driving in his neighbourhood in Prague when he spotted the Missouri family's smiling faces in the window of a local supermarket. He snapped a few pictures and sent them to a flabbergasted Mrs Smith.

[snip]

Mario Bertuccio, who owns the Grazie store in Prague, admitted that he had found the photo online. He said he thought it was computer-generated. When told it was a real photo - of a real family - he promised to remove it.
Bravo to Signor Bertuccio for doing the right thing, although he really should have known better - and the "I thought it was computer generated" doesn't really pass the sniff test.

There's a lesson here - assume that whatever you post to Al Gore's Intarwebz will be used in ways you don't anticipate.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Free Antivirus

Coming from Microsoft:
Microsoft Corp. is preparing to launch a public beta of Morro, the free antimalware it announced last November, according to a report by the Reuters news service.

Morro will use the same scanning engine as Windows Live OneCare, Microsoft's first consumer-grade antivirus package, and the software that the free software replaces. OneCare is to get the boot June 30, when Microsoft stops selling the program.

This is fulfilling the promise that they made back in November. I still think that this is a smart move for them:
So why would Microsoft dare risk the ire of a newly expansionist Department of Justice, and antivirus competitors with the better part of $10 Billion market cap? Because the best way for them to squeeze cost out of the Windows laptop is by eliminating the antivirus software. Consider:

$5 Cost of Linux OS for manufacturer, ultimately paid by customer.

$35 Cost of Windows XP OS for manufacturer, ultimately paid by the customer.

$200 Cost of antivirus software over 4 years, paid for by customer.
There are courageous noises being made by the antivirus company PR flacks, but color me skeptical. If you're looking for a decent antivirus at no cost, this is likely to be a decent one.

Opus 50,000

Sitemeter tells me that my little corner of Al Gore's Intarwebz just ticked over 50,000 page views.

Google seems to be feeding me a lot of people looking for Johnny Cash. Glad to help out.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Counting Global Warming hysteria

A couple weeks ago, the new Secretary of Energy proposed that we paint our roofs and roads white, all as part of the struggle against global warming. White reflects light back into outer space better than dark, you see. Less light, less warming. Clever, right?

Well, hold on a second. How much does this reduce the amount of energy absorbed? I didn't hear this in the News reports. You'd think that if this is coming from the Secretary of Energy himself, it's be a lot, right? I mean, he wouldn't just be wasting everyone's time, right?

Err, no. Seems like someone actually calculated the number:
We'll knock it down to 40% for the first set of factors and then cut that by half for the long-wave radiation, leaving us with 29.2% of the surface times 2% targeted times a 40% adjustment divided by 2, leaving us with 0.01% of the Earth's albedo changed.
OK, not so much. But paint is cheap, right? Well, we'll need a lot of paint:
How much painting? Well, after just buying 7 gallons of paint for work around the home, one can get about 50 square meters of coverage per gallon of paint. The semi-gloss, high quality paint I just purchased was almost $30 for a gallon. Let's say that [Energy Secretary] Chu and POTUS Obama actually give taxpayers a break to encourage this and the special albedo painting prices is $15 per gallon. But to ensure good coverage, we need to apply two coats. Doing the math, we're left with 119.15 Million gallons of paint required at a cost of $1.787 Trillion per application.
The good news is that it should last at least 5 years before we have to do it again. A trillion bucks to reduce Mother Gaia's albedo (how much it absorbs energy) by 0.01%.

A trillion here, and a trillion there, and pretty soon you're spending real money.

From the Gormogons, who are not only all scientific-like, but have a sense of humor, too:
About Us
A secret society dedicated to the restoration of the Kingdom of Poland-Lithuania, the imprisonment of Esperanto speakers, and furthering the eschatological doctrine of the Return from Occultation of the Thirteenth Imam, Val Kilmer. Seriously, what happened to that guy? He was awesome in Tombstone.

Why God would never get tenure

1. He had only one major publication

13. He had His son teach class.

14. He expelled his first two students when they learned too much.
Pretty funny. As you can see, there's more over at Let Δ <0.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Revolution will be Tweeted

It's been a long time since I've followed Andrew Sullivan, but he is simply all over the amazing struggle going on right now in Iran, including Twitter messages:
ALL internet & mobile networks are cut. We ask everyone in Tehran to go onto their rooftops and shout ALAHO AKBAR in protest #IranElection
Information wants to be free. So do people. The Internet routes around damage, including government censors.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Hat tip, Michael Totten, who's also all over this.

Why the Regulatory State always produces a worse result than the market

Why do so many unarguably bright people produce such unarguably bad results? Even the Swedes couldn't make socialism work. How come?

Incentives.

The incentive structure in the Regulatory State bureaucracy lead to adoption of less and less useful regulations, as new generations of bureaucrats try to make their careers and climb the ladder up from GS-7. David Friedman has an outstanding example:
Suppose you are the first city planner in the history of the world. If you are very clever you come up with Cartesian coordinates, making it easy to find any address without a map, let alone a GPS—useful since neither GPS devices nor maps have been invented yet.

Suppose you are the second city planner. Cartesian coordinates have already been done, so you can't make your reputation by doing them again. With luck, you come up with some alternative, perhaps polar coordinates, that works almost as well.

Suppose you are the two hundred and ninetieth city planner in the history of the world. All the good ideas have been used, all the so-so ideas have been used, and you need something new to make your reputation.
There's a reason that some things have been tried first, and why the greatest gains are always to be had early in the process.

The difference between the Regulatory State and a private firm, of course, is that a private firm cannot command labor and capital, and so is forced to prioritize earlier, and more.

Little Big Town - Boondocks

Country music is not shy to celebrate its roots. People are proud of where they're from, and aren't afraid to say so.

Little Big Town does this particularly well, with their four-part harmonies and up-temp scoring. The band is interesting in that there is no lead singer: each of the four members takes a turn singing lead.

Little Big Town is more Country than much of the new pop-influenced Country songs on the current charts. The harmonies give them a unique sound which can cross over even to people who don't much care for Country.

Boondocks was the first of three songs from their platinum selling album The Road To Here to make the Billboard Top 10 Country song chart.






Little Big Town - Boondocks
Music Videos at www.yallwire.com

Boondocks (Songwriters: Karen Fairchild, Wayne Kirkpatrick, Kimberly Roads, Phillip Sweet, Jimi Westbrook)
(Chorus)
I feel no shame
I'm proud of where I came from
I was born and raised in the boondocks
One thing I know
No matter where I go
I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks

And I can feel
That muddy water running through my veins
And I can hear that lullaby of a midnight train
It sings to me and it sounds familiar

(Chorus)

And I can taste
That honeysuckle and it's still so sweet
When it grows wild
On the banks down at old camp creek
Yeah, and it calls to me like a warm wind blowing

(Chorus)

It's where I learned about living
It's where I learned about love
It's where I learned about working hard
And having a little was just enough

It's where I learned about Jesus
And knowing where I stand
You can take it or leave it, this is me
This is who I am

Give me a tin roof
A front porch and a gravel road
And that's home to me
It feels like home to me

(Chorus)

I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks

You get a line, I'll get a pole
We'll go fishing in the crawfish hole
Five-card poker on a Saturday night
Church on Sunday morning

You get a line, I'll get a pole
We'll go fishing in the crawfish hole
Down in the boondocks
Five-card poker on a Saturday night
Church on Sunday morning

Friday, June 12, 2009

Hacking retail, hacking wholesale

Both my regular readers know that I'm a bit of a Cassandra about the security of the power grid. This goes way, way back to the Pleistocene Age of the Borepatch blog, back around September 2008:
It's pretty surprising how vulnerable the power grid is to someone who wanted to start taking it apart, bit by bit. The grid was designed to be robust against storms and natural disasters, and is very robust indeed. Against single impact events. An attacker who exploited this SCADA vulnerability to take out an important point in the grid would stress the entire grid, as it tried to route around the failure. If the attacker took out another key point, and possibly another, the grid might collapse.
And:
From a security point of view, the real question is not "Is the power grid vulnerable?" Of course it is. The real question is what parts of the grid do the bad guys already own?
A couple of months ago, I revisited this topic in relation to espionage:
4. The Power Grid is now no longer dependable in any meaningful sense. Instapundit makes a throwaway comment that isn't actually a throwaway: Maybe I should rethink buying that generator . . . . Actually, yes, this is precisely what you should do. Nobody can demonstrate that the grid is reliable to stated service levels. The secretary of the Department of Homeland Security should lose sleep over this.
Well, it turns out that I'm not nearly pessimistic enough. This is hacking at a retail level: taking over power control systems one by one. Pretty much only governments have the resources to do this, since it's terrifically expensive in terms of man-hours required.

Wholesale is where it's at for those on a budget. And the Obama administration - no doubt at the behest of the Greens - is paving the way. Billions of dollars in the "stimulus" plan is for purchase and deployment of "smart" power meters, centrally controlled network devices that can let power be remotely turned on or off. The power companies like them because it makes it easy to implement "rolling blackouts" - think California in 1999. The Obama administration and the Greens like them because they now can make you use less power.

The bad guys like them because they can now use automated malware technology to take over the entire power grid at once:

New electricity meters being rolled out to millions of homes and businesses are riddled with security bugs that could bring down the power grid, according to a security researcher who plans to demonstrate several attacks at a security conference next month.

[snip]

There's just one problem: The newfangled meters needed to make the smart grid work are built on buggy software that's easily hacked, said Mike Davis, a senior security consultant for IOActive.
He has proof, and is going to demonstrate it at the upcoming Black Hat security conference. So just how lame is the security of the system?
The vast majority of them use no encryption and ask for no authentication before carrying out sensitive functions such as running software updates and severing customers from the power grid.
You know when you go to a secure web site - say Amazon? You know how you have the padlock icon? This thing:

That means that even your silly old browser will encrypt the traffic. The power meter? Sorry.

Authentication is a fancy-pants term for "show me who you are". Anyone who's ever used a password or a PIN had done authentication. The power meter? Sorry.

And basic malware techniques make this a mass-production hacking opportunity:
To prove his point, Davis and his IOActive colleagues designed a worm that self-propagates across a large number of one manufacturer's smart meter. Once infected, the device is under the control of the malware developers in much the way infected PCs are under the spell of bot herders. Attackers can then send instructions that cause its software to turn power on or off and reveal power usage or sensitive system configuration settings.
So .... Any Tom, Dick, or Harry who can get on the power network can send a command to any power meter to shut it down. The power meter will helpfully comply, no questions asked. The only thing that would stop this is to make sure that nobody ever gets onto the power network. Except we can't even keep malware out of classified networks that are disconnected from the Internet.

So, how are the Feb.Gov planners helping? They're not. On the contrary:

He said the rush to upgrade has only increased in the months following passage of Barack Obama's stimulus package, which reserved $4.5bn for smart-grid spending. To qualify, however, utilities must meet aggressive deadlines that have only accelerated companies' upgrade plans.

As a result, concerns about security have taken a back seat, said IOActive's Davis. Before the incentives were announced, several utilities approached him and asked if he would perform penetration tests on meters they planned to roll out.

"As soon as the stimulus bill came out, everybody just clammed up," he said. "It's almost impossible for us to get new devices to look at now."

So, some of the companies were actually interested in improving their device's security, until the Fed.Gov-sponsored gold rush lit off. Can't really blame them to not wanting to lose the entire market to competitors. Nice bit of unanticipated consequences, there. I'm sure that they're smarter than we are, though, particularly those of us in Internet security.

Buy a generator, and lay up food, water, and ammo. Yes, it's really that bad, and it's fixin' to get worse.

UPDATE 12 June 2009 23:45: Interesting. NERC is the North American Electric Reliability Corporation. Not sure what this means, other than someone picked up on this little post pretty quickly.

UPDATE 14 June 2009 16:45: Welcome visitor's from Tam's Place! Take a look around. More on the psychology of how this sort of thing happens here.

Happy birthday, Lissa!

I'm dying to see what Rajah gets her for a present.

The one millionth english word is "lamer"

Actually, it's "Web 2.0":
It's official: The one millionth English "word" is "Web 2.0", which secured the the crown earlier today, beating "Jai Ho!", "n00b" and "Slumdog" in the race to linguistic glory in the process.

That's according to the Global Language Monitor, which was uncannily able to predict back in May the exact moment this milestone would be reached.

Look, it's not a word. It's a phrase, mkay? And it's lame.

The Reg applies snark sharp as fine English cheddar:
We're inclined to let it go as a bit of harmless fun and ask the more serious question: WTF they thought they were doing when they allowed lexicographical n00b outrage Web 2.0 shout Jai Ho!?
Plenty more where that came from, Global Language Monitor.

P.S. "Jai Ho!" seems to be Hindi, "signifying the joy of victory". Sort of a sub continent "You have no chance to survive, make your time" sort of thing.

Funny Disney Heroines

For JayG and his kids.
Hat tip: 13 Crows.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Patch Tuesday - time to get to work

Patch Tuesday is the day of the month that Microsoft releases the month's security updates (second Tuesday of the month). This month is a doosie, so it's more important than usual.

(Yes, I know it's Thursday. No, it's not "Patch Thursday." I've been busy.)

Windows Update will do everything you need - all you have to do is make sure its turned on. There's a great tutorial over at James Madison University, that will walk you through getting it set up. Recommended.