Friday, February 13, 2009

How to stop the Pork "Stimulus" Bill

The Republicans should publicly state that as soon as they regain control of congress and/or the White House, they will repudiate the bonds used to fund it.

Yes, this will panic the financial markets. It will also focus the discussion on how future generations are being raped for pure political gain by the Democratic party. It would be pretty hard for the Democrats to complain that the Republicans were being irresponsible.

Of course, the Republicans won't, because they have no stones. But it would work.

Come to think about it, if it takes the wind out of the Pork "Stimulus" bill, the markets would probably skyrocket. Which would underline the fact that the "stimulus" isn't a stimulus.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Make sure that your WiFi has security enabled

A while back, I did a post called Hack your neighbor's wifi in 7 minutes. It turns out that this is a seriously popular Google search term, judging by my referrer logs.

Around 10% of my total traffic for the last week has been from people searching for this. Yikes.

While of course neither of my readers would use the Powers they get from this post for anything other than good, it does make you wonder. So if you haven't turned security on in your home WiFi router, you should. Follow the link above, and it will show you how.

Did Al Gore Visit Maine?

Just set a record for cold, at an (ahem) cool 50 degrees below zero:
AUGUSTA, Maine — Teeth are chattering in New England, where scientists just spent about a month scrutinizing weather data before proclaiming Tuesday that, yes, Maine has pulled even with Vermont in bragging rights for the region’s lowest recorded temperature — 50 below.
That's some Global Warming.

On a personal note, this is my first link to the Bangor Daily News. I used to deliver their papers. I remember 20 below, not too bad.

It was definitely not 50 below in Phoenix, over the holidays.

Wanted: Dead or Alive

There's a worm out there that's infected ten million computers. Microsoft isn't happy about it.

But maybe money can buy happiness - they've offered a cool $250,000 to anyone who rats the worm's creator out:

Microsoft is offering a $250,000 reward for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the virus writers behind the infamous Conficker (Downadup) worm.

The bounty, announced Thursday, represents a revival of Microsoft's mothballed Anti-virus Reward Program, launched in 2003 and virtually moribund since 2004.

Interesting approach. It will be more interesting if it works. 250 large might just do the trick.

Oh, and just because, some musical Dead or Alive:

Four Rules Fail

I wonder if the Box-o-Truth is doing some different testing?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Overheard

Do I need to go back for a useful degree, like Computer Science?

Why would you go for a degree that's not useful? I have to confess to being completely mystified.

I love y'all, but ...

If I'm busy for a day, you don't stop by. It makes me think you only love me for my body blogging.

Valentine's day is coming up. Be mine. Even though I make you wait. ;-)

Can I just say ...

Watching the Boston Celtics right now (yeah, I know, slow posting and all - sue me). Can I just say that all 5 players are African American? In Boston?

HopenChange. Here in Boston. Only in Obama's America. Never win the championship under GWB, y'know what I mean?

Oh, wait.

The Blog Forecast for tonight

Light blogging, with continued light blogging extending into the morning hours. Life is interesting at work, and interesting at home. It's all getting handled, but dang it, it's cutting into my blogging time.

FAA Computers hacked

Not surprising, considering that classified networks get hacked, too. But they're the latest Poster Child for the state of computer security:

The Federal Aviation Administration has joined the growing list of government agencies that have had their supposedly safe systems hacked. The agency this week notified about 45,000 employees that one of its servers was hacked into and employee personal identity information was stolen.

The FAA was quick to say the server that was accessed was not connected to the operation of the air traffic control system or any other FAA operational system. It did say two of the 48 files on the breached computer server contained personal information about more than 45,000 FAA employees and retirees who were on the FAA's rolls as of the first week of February 2006.

The "quick to say" part about the operational network not being exposed may be - almost certainly contains - PR spin. However, it's plausible, given the way the Bad Guys look for highly salable personal information.

Still, it's impossible to look at this and not think about the power grid, or container port computers, or a million other soft, poorly protected targets. Will this be a wake up call for the FAA? Will be it a wake up call for other government agencies?

Idiot Savant

The brain is a funny thing, automatically associating one thing with other things. Computers are surprisingly bad at this - while really good at brute force, exhaustive searching (for example, IBM's Deep Blue champion chess playing computer), nobody has been able to make a computer that will pass the Turing Test - basically, fool a human into thinking that the computer is another person.

So computers remain Idiot Savants - frighteningly good at a very narrow set of problems, and hopeless at what we would expect from a normally bright child.

For example - and to show that I'm at least comparable to a normally bright child - I saw this on Al Gore's Intarwebz.


My warped brain immediately thought of the old Animaniacs TV show, and the "Mime Time" segment that they would have.


A computer doesn't have a sense of humor, warped or not. It also tends not to do well making associations like this, at least without a lot of programming work. Amazon's "People who bought this also bought these other things" is not an artificial intelligence example; rather, it's tapping into the "Wisdom of Crowds" to let people make the associations. A computer would pick mostly really inappropriate suggestions, like the idiot savant that it is.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A ton of posts are coming

Really.

I just don't have any time. Like today, I just got back from work, and now it's time for Blog Talk Radio. Y'all shouldn't be here, you should be there. Or be square. Or Breda will give you The Look. Just sayin'.

Blogging tomorrow. Promise.

Monday, February 9, 2009

I love Bill Clinton

Lots more where that came from.

How do I love thee?

Just click here to find out ...

Another holiday, another spam trying to infect you.

Virus authors are attempting to hoodwink unwary and lovestruck internet users with malware that poses as Valentine's Day-related games and email greetings...

Surfers and sysadmins need to be wary of email with such gooey subject lines as "Deeply in love with you", "I Knew I Loved You" and "I Love Being In Love With You". The body text of the malicious emails varies, but generally includes a heart-shaped graphic followed by a link to a website offering up Windows malware in the guise of loved-up applications.
So be wary. kthanxbai.

Will Ferrell does not support the troops

Well, he does when they can be a straight man for him. His new on-man Broadway play is sold out while he uses them for cheap gags:
... near the end of the show things turn tasteless as well. Ferrell/Bush asks the audience for a moment of silence to honor our troops who died in Iraq and Afghanistan. At the performance I saw, most of the audience members went silent but a few tittered nervously. Who can blame them? This is a comedy show. They were expecting a gag, and they soon got one.

After a few seconds of silence a phone on the stage rings, and everyone laughs. The relief is palpable. Hurrah! That thing about honoring our war dead? It really was just the setup to a joke!

Ferrell/Bush is startled by the noise too, because he's already told us that the phone is just a prop that isn't connected to anything. He picks up the phone, listens for a second and says, "I didn't know 'Annie Get Your Gun' is playing! I love Tom Wopat too!" Then he tells the audience that he was afraid God was calling him on the phone. "Swear to God - I thought I was having a heart attack in my butt hole!"
Cheap laughs at the expense of men and women who have given everything for their country. Stay classy, Will.

Hat tip, Don Surber.

Red Light cameras rigged to generate more tickets?

I keep hearing that we need to be more like the sophisticated Europeans. Okey-dokey, let's try this on for size:
It's no secret that red light cameras are often used to generate more ticket revenue for the cities that implement them, but a scam has been uncovered in Italy that has led to one arrest and 108 investigations over traffic systems being rigged to stop sooner for the sole purpose of ticketing more motorists.
There is a very interesting discussion of traffic safety in the comments at Slashdot. As we see more and more communities using red light cameras as a revenue source, we can expect to see higher accident rates - the incentive structure will tend to push communities naturally to shorter yellow light times. This will generate more tickets, although will cause more accidents as drivers slam on their brakes to try to avoid a $200 fine, and get rear-ended. Of course, the costs of the accidents are borne by the public, not the government, so it's all upside for the government.

And to the argument that it could never happen here, the obvious reply is why? Do you think that we're smarter and more sophisticated than Europeans?

It's a Worm's Life in the Royal Navy

Yes, yes, it's supposed to be "dog" and "Today's Army", but it seems that Teredinidae have been joined by more modern, digital cousins:
A computer virus has attacked the communications network of almost the entire Royal Navy fleet, knocking out e-mails and the internet.
It is understood the worm disabled the NavyStar network in up to 75 per cent of the navy's ships last week ...
It's not just Her Britannic Majesty's Fleet:
French fighter planes were unable to take off after military computers were infected by a computer virus, an intelligence magazine claims.
In How to Hack a Classified Network I talked about how malware gets on networks that are ostensibly isolated from the Internet. USB thumb drives seem to be a big part of the French infection.

What's interesting to this is the ability to leverage unpatched security vulnerabilities to directly degrade military assets (as opposed to indirect degradation). This is almost certainly accidental, but demonstrates potential. Expect to see more of this in the future.

This is actually a very good reason for using Linux on military systems. If all you're trying to do is give the Lads a way to get email from home, Ubuntu is more than up to the job. And it has a much lower vulnerability exposure.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Andrew Sullivan post worth reading

Srsly.

I haven't read him for years now - he's seemed to get kookier the longer George Bush was in office, but he has a great collection of reactions to the Obese Government stimulus bill.

Range Report - Beretta 92


So, we went off to the range, and since I had company, I let them pick what we would shoot. #1 Son chose the UMP-40 - range report forthcoming on that, but picture at the link. We hadn't been able to shoot a Beretta over the holidays with our Italian sister-in-law, and so she wanted to try this one.

Now both my regular readers will recall that I have a bit of a tempestuous relationship with Berettas. The folks at the range mentioned that this isn't the world's greatest rental gun, from their perspective. "Fragile" was the term that they used, although they hastened to add that it's a great personal defense pistol.

I don't know about the fragile bit, but it performed flawlessly for us. Maybe it would be different if we put 10,000 rounds through it, but we didn't have time for that many.

Anyone who's shot one of these knows that it's a large pistol - it has maybe the largest grip of anything I've ever shot before. Noticeably large, and I wondered how #1 Son would do with it. Silly me:


That's not my target, it's his. 30 feet, 14 rounds, slow fire.

The trigger is the military trigger that I don't care for, but seem to be learning how to shoot. There's considerable "take up" as you first start squeezing, and then it becomes pretty obvious that you've taken up all the slack and a little more pressure will release the hammer. It's certainly not accidental, as every Beretta I've shot has this trigger. With practice, it is less distracting, and I daresay that you'd stop noticing after a while. Certainly it didn't hurt his shooting.

The sights are good, black square front post with a white dot provides high contrast. The rear sights were somewhat curved, which I thought not as nice as square, but everything lined up naturally and the groupings were satisfactory.

Since #1 Son doesn't come shooting a lot with me, it's pretty clear that neither the trigger or the sights hurts your accuracy.

Would I buy one? Maybe, after a 1911 and some wheel gun goodness. I certainly would not dismiss it out of hand like I would have six months ago. As I've become (slightly) more experienced, I've started to realize more what is wrong with the gun, and what is wrong with me. A bit humbling, that.

Oh, and the standard disclaimer:
I'm not any kind of gun or shooting expert. I like shooting, and shoot a fair number of different guns, but I'm really a dilettante. Your mileage may vary, void where prohibited.

I don't do scientific, repeatable tests. There's no checklist, although that's not a bad idea. I write about what I like and don't like, but it's pretty much stream of consciousness. Opinion, we got opinion here. Step right up.

I'm not a shooting teacher, although I do like to introduce people to shooting. Maybe some day I'll take the NRA teaching class, but until then, you get a dilettante's view. You'll get opinion here, but if you get serious about shooting, you'll want to get someone who knows what he's doing to give you some pointers. It can help.

And oh yeah, shooting things is fun.

A funny thing happened at the range

I only fired 11 rounds.

Now before you start to nod sympathetically - yeah, I had a pistol like that once, too - let me point out that this was a good thing. You see, we shot 100 rounds.

We, as in plural. #1 Son came with me.

Range report anon.