Friday, April 16, 2021

Dad Joke LX

What animal can jump higher than a house?

All of them.  Houses can't jump.

4 comments:

The Neon Madman said...

Nope, got nothing. I can't find a foundation on which to build a pun. You are home free this time.

Toirdhealbheach Beucail said...

If you deck the house out with wings, maybe?

The Neon Madman said...

But what if it's a mobile home?

BobF said...

Just for the record, if you are recovering from cataract surgery and read "house" as "horse," it is a real mind bender.