Mmmmm, bacon!

Why we defeated the Soviet Union: we had the society that could invent Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops:

We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.

My knees have gone all wobbly.

Also bacon jam:

we take a big bunch of really really good bacon, and render it down...add a bunch of spices..onions, etc..and let it simmer for about 6 hours…give it a quick puree, and blast chill it…and you have bacon jam

Yum!