Monday, April 1, 2019

Now this is quality April Fool's Day satire

Every Single Bumpstock in Nation Lost In Boating Accidents:
U.S.—In a rash of tragedies all across the United States, every single bump stock in the nation was tragically lost in various boating accidents earlier this week.
Coincidentally, the bump stocks have just been banned by the Trump administration. Since all the bump stocks have been destroyed, it's now impossible for the ATF to confiscate them or fine people who did not destroy them. 
"Well, I guess our job is done," an ATF representative said. "We were gonna have to make sure people complied with this unilateral executive order, but now I guess we can just harrass gun owners for other stuff. Worked out pretty nicely for all of us, I think."
It's the Babylon Bee, so you know it's funny.

2 comments:

  1. It is an unfortunate sign of the times when a satire site is more accurate than new sites...

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