Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Good news, Comrades!

The chocolate ration has been increased from 3 ounces to 2.5 ounces!

Shadowstats tracks the inflation and unemployment rates like they used to be, before the Fed.Gov changed them.

1 comment:

  1. I have been looking for a job for over 15 months. Luckily, I don't NEED a job to live because I have plenty of money. I just would like the extra income, and need something to do all day.
    I don't count as being unemployed, because I never applied for unemployment.
    I make too much money to get any unemployment checks, so why bother? Even though my employer has to pay the unemployment tax on my behalf, I will never be eligible for the benefit.

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