Saturday, June 11, 2011

Dear iPhone

Please stop autocorrecting all my swear words, you piece of shut.

- Posted from my iPhone

(just kidding, and this is totally stolen from an email from my cousin Mike)

(but srlsy, Apple, you're a piece of shut)

8 comments:

  1. That required a beverage warning,warm
    tea down my nose helped to clear this bloody cold i have had for the last two weeks but i nearly choked from the damn cough at the same time.
    "Piece of shut" i love it.

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  2. You ain't the only one - there's a bunch of web sites with autocorrect disasters on 'em.

    Here's one: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

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  3. Just put your special words into a contact name in your address book and it will never correct them again.

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  4. It's not a spell check it's predictive text. They were to lazy to put in a real spell check of there own and went with the predictive text they had for texting with numbered key pad; f'n bastards.

    :-(
    Posted from Josh's f'n iPhone.

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  5. P.S. I just love it when when I leave out a letter do to my crappy typing and it puts in a random word. Oh, and I really love dealing with it during word verification.

    Sigh...
    Josh

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  6. Posted from Josh's f'n iPhone.

    LOL

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  7. Perhaps the most overlooked feature Android has over iOs is the ability to just replace the input method. When I carried one for work, I would incant a litany of curses every time I had to use the keyboard. I don't understand the people who rave favorably about that f'n keyboard.

    (ObSecurityNote: Yes, as the OS will warn you, a 3rd-party keyboard can capture anything you type, including passwords and probably sniff your crotch. And the school bus can hit me crossing the street)

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