There is no cannibalism in the British Navy

Absolutely none.

And when I say "none", I mean there is a certain amount.



In other news, Samsung X-Series Laptops will not explode:

Incidents of laptop batteries suddenlt catching fire or exploding have generated lots of negative PR for many manufacturers over the past few years, Sony especially.

However, Patrick Povel, a Senior Manager with Samsung's strategic marketing team, said at the launch of the company's X-series laptops last night, that line's batteries “will not explode”.

And when I say "will not explode", I mean there is a certain amount ...