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Dad Joke: If a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud?
Mom Joke (Courtesy of The Queen Of The World): No, it's just lactose-free.
Tsk, tsk. A cow that doesn't produce milk is obviously an udder failure.
Is that where they get evaporated milk?
For corny Dad jokes we have BorepatchCow jokes are in the latest batchYet the Queen has spokenAnd she’s not jokin’He has finally met his match.
You guys are great. You all made both the Queen and me laugh out loud.
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Tsk, tsk. A cow that doesn't produce milk is obviously an udder failure.
ReplyDeleteIs that where they get evaporated milk?
ReplyDeleteFor corny Dad jokes we have Borepatch
ReplyDeleteCow jokes are in the latest batch
Yet the Queen has spoken
And she’s not jokin’
He has finally met his match.
You guys are great. You all made both the Queen and me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteGroan...
ReplyDelete