Ah, Florida. It's been a quiet hurricane season so far but September is traditionally the biggest month. But now we're getting the first real storm of the season and the media is losing their minds.
I guess you gotta hype the fear porn if you're the TV weatherman.
It looks like it's going to be a wet firecracker (see what I did there?):
I guess we'll see but there won't be bread, milf, or toilet paper in the stores. I'll bet there won't be a generator for sale nearby by tomorrow night, but hey, it's good to have a generator in Florida, amirite?
UPDATE 28 AUGUST 2023 08:51: Oh, dear, that should be "milk".
No mifls? That's even worse than the covid store shelf clearing.
ReplyDeleteerrr... milfs that is
ReplyDeleteambisinistral posted it before me... how can we survive without milfs in the stores?
ReplyDeleteTested the new dual-fuel (gas/propane) 13kw generator today - runs the A/C and refrigerator just fine on propane. Spare tank available... along with a 5 gallon gas can.
Snort... milfs... sigh...
ReplyDeleteGotta have MILFs in the aftermath of a hurricane. If only for morale purposes....
ReplyDeleteGents, calm down, Hunter B. is shipping a truck load of his used milf's south as a gesture of..i.d.k..., solidarity with people caught in the whirlwind? So, take heart!
ReplyDeletePlenty of cougars in Florida. Some of them MIGHT be MILFs.
ReplyDeleteI have a SIL who lives in Lee County. Her family is still recovering from the last one. Prayers for you and them.
ReplyDeleteBut a MILF shortage might make things untenable. LOL
That one outlier model (orange and very far south of the rest) isn't there this morning, but it looks like the entire west coast from Ft. Meyers north and west out to Apalachicola gets TS winds at least.
ReplyDeleteGood luck!
Folks, get your minds out of the gutter. He meant milk! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAre milfs measured by pints, quarts or gallons and is there ever a two-for-one offer?
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