Friday, July 14, 2023

Dad Joke CCLXXV

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

6 comments:

  1. Anyone remember Gertrude and Heathcliff?

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  2. Libertyman -

    Yes, I do, and we are seriously dating ourselves as dinosaurs by doing so.

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  3. By the way, BP - do those gulls wave as they go by?

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  4. Neon Madman,

    I don't know, but old military gulls fly inverted when they go by (Corsair reference).

    - Borepatch

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  5. BP - yeah, I thought about it some more and realized that it's only the female gulls that wave. They wave at the bouys as they go by.

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