Saturday, September 3, 2022

Johnny Cash - Don't Take Your Guns To Town

So Dark Brandon gave a speech:


People are scratching their heads as to what motivated what is without doubt the most divisive Presidential speech of my lifetime.  One suspicion is that he is trying to incite some of the 75 million Trump voters to start shooting.  Likely the FBI is working overtime to entrap some "ultra MAGA semi-fascists" like like they ginned up the plot to kidnap the Governor of Michigan.

Remember, kids - they guy who says it's time to start shooting Federales is the Fed.  So don't take your guns to town.


Don't Take Your Guns To Town (Songwriter: Johnny Cash)

A young MAGA named Billy Joe
Grew restless waitin' to vote
A good patriotic boy 
Didn't like being made a goat
He changed his clothes and shined his boots
And combed his dark hair down

And his mother cried as he walked out
"Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town"

He laughed and kissed his mom
And said, "Your Billy Joe's a man
And I can shoot as quick and straight
As anybody can
But I wouldn't shoot without a cause
I'd gun nobody down"

But she cried again as he rode away
"Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town"

He sang a song as he rode along
His guns hung at his hips
He rode into Joe Biden's town
A smile upon his lips
He stopped and walked into a bar
And laid his money down

But his mother's words echoed again
"Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town"

He drank his first strong liquor then
To calm his shakin' hand
He tried to tell himself at last
Democrats won't push him around
A dusty FBI  at his side
Began to laugh him down

And he heard again his mother's words
"Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town"

And in his rage
Billy Joe reached for his gun to draw
But the Fed drew his gun and fired
Before he even saw
As Billy Joe fell to the floor
The crowd all gathered 'round

And they wondered at his final words
"Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town"

A hundred and twenty years have passed
And nothin's really changed
A young man on the city streets
He has to make his name
He's still too young to know
A gun can't make a boy a man

And his mama cries as he walks out
"Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town"

The lyrics have been updated a bit for the new Age of Brandon.

11 comments:

  1. A little bird told me that if you play hard to get with the undercover fed, he'll eventually buy you a $2000 AR.

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    1. And if he bought you a gun and you were smart, you'd turn him in for a strawman purchase?

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  2. "Its hard to love a President beholdin' to his Fringe...
    And when he starts to flap his gums ya simply gotta Cringe.
    If we get to vote it won't take long to turn this all around...
    So Billeeeeeeee...
    Don't take those guns t' town."

    T

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  3. The two explanations I like the best are this one - try to provoke someone on the right to get started and one that Tacitus alludes to; he's trying to motivate the Demo voters that hate him.

    I've read that Democrat fundraisers have contributed more to "MAGA Republican" campaigns than the people that will vote for them. I think they're betting that they win in the general election against any MAGA candidate.

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  4. The REAL question is exactly WHO is behind this. It sure as hell wasn't Pedo Joe. All he cares about is a fresh pair of Depends, a pudding pop and a ten year old to sniff. On a GOOD day he can read the teleprompter without effing it up. He is NOT the moving force behind this. He is merely the convenient face that the people believe is doing this. He's a scapegoat. When he ceases to be convenient and useful he will be discarded and replaced. The people making all the decisions will still be in power and still making decisions.

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  5. There was massive fraud, corruption, and treason in the 2020 election.
    Have those behind it been charged and prosecuted? Hell, NO!
    What makes you think anything will be more honest THIS year?

    It does not matter who votes.
    It does not matter how they vote.
    It only matters who COUNTS the votes.
    And the shithole hives have that FULLY under control!

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  6. Provocation is not required, except for show.
    The Incident is already scheduled, the dupes chosen and incited, and the indictments against uninvolved parties drawn up and ready to be rubber-stamped the day after the Incident either happens or is heroically thwarted with three seconds left on the clock.
    Do you really think They would make plans that depend on Us misbehaving in a specific way?

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  8. The other possibility is that it was an attempt to provoke leftist attacks on patriots. All the SWATing going on supports this theory.

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  9. It just occurred to me that my parody verse up above was a riff not on "Don't take your guns to town" (1959) but on "Ruby don't take your Love to town" (first recorded 1966). I suspect Mel Tillis was inspired by the Johnny Cash original as there are thematic similarities.

    My mind I of course jumped from politicians to harlots. Honor compels me to apologize to the latter group.

    Tacitus

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