Monday, August 29, 2022

Dad Joke CCXXVI

 I met a lady yesterday that has opened a small business selling batteries near the playground in the city park.

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That's right, she sells C cells by the seesaw.

6 comments:

  1. libertymanAugust 29, 2022 at 10:12 AM

    I saw her in New York City in Battery Park as I recall.

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  2. libertymanAugust 29, 2022 at 10:14 AM

    Yes, it was Battery Park, I am positive.

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  3. EagleAugust 29, 2022 at 12:42 PM

    (sigh)

    Many years ago, when UC Berkeley released Unix 4.0, there was an admin who received payment for licenses to use the code on Digital VAX systems.

    Back then, the joke was that she sold C shells by the seashore.

    BP may even remember this...

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  4. The Neon MadmanAugust 29, 2022 at 4:49 PM

    C'mon Eagle, don't be negative. ASM826 stays current about things.

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  5. Matthew WAugust 29, 2022 at 7:20 PM

    OUCH !!!!!
    You could be charged with battery for that !

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  6. bj32097August 30, 2022 at 2:17 PM

    No, I'm not being negative. Please don't charge me with demonstrating a capacity to be resistant to the flow of this electrifying forum.

    My Dear Aunt Sally used to talk about how bad boys ruined our yellow grain. But the result was that visitors watched grandmothers, seniors, and newborns.

    It may be corny... but it's also positive.

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