Friday, May 20, 2022

Dad Joke CCIV

What do you call a fake noodle? 

An impasta.

2 comments:

  1. That one is pretty limp, like spaghetti boiled for an hour. Leaves me drained.

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  2. Using fake pasta to make pasta fazool

    Ted thought there’s many I’ll fool

    He used phony baloney

    And synthetic rigatoni

    Even though Ted’s a good cook as a rule.

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