Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Dad Joke CLXVIIII

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden start. 

8 comments:

  1. Toirdhealbheach BeucailFebruary 8, 2022 at 8:54 PM

    This joke goes against the grain.

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  2. The Neon MadmanFebruary 8, 2022 at 9:38 PM

    Probably an ignition problem. Need a good spark to light that baby up.

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  3. Chuck PergielFebruary 8, 2022 at 9:58 PM

    Snort!

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  4. libertymanFebruary 9, 2022 at 9:25 AM

    Oh no, knot again!

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  5. tooldieguyFebruary 9, 2022 at 9:54 AM

    Did you tell it to fork off?

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  6. juvatFebruary 9, 2022 at 6:59 PM

    And MAN, did I have a case of Cottonmouth.

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  7. Glen FilthieFebruary 10, 2022 at 11:13 AM

    That's it. You're all in detention today, you friggin wiesenheimers!!!

    You'll be studying proper Dad Jokes at the Thunderbox today after tard school!!!

    https://filthiestbox.blogspot.com/2022/02/proper-dad-jokes.html

    Good grief you guys!!! These are MOM jokes!!!

    BP, you'd better clean up your act fast! I want to see PROPER Dad humour: pooh jokes, 'Ow my aching balls' jokes, profanity and poor taste - post haste!!!!

    I will not be trifled with or tolerate any dissention on this important topic.

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  8. Eric WilnerFebruary 10, 2022 at 12:24 PM

    Sounds like something Garage 54 might try eventually. (The one in Novosibirsk, not the one in Glendale.)

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