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Gaijin email today's Dad Joke:
Why are there no Momtarts? The Pastriarchy.
That's it. These Dad jokes are toast.
That one put me in a jam.
I got one! When is a door not a door?When it’s ajar.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Simply Awesome. Caused my daughter to have a complete eye-roll in response.
Remember your manners when you post. Anonymous comments are not allowed because of the plague of spam comments.
That's it. These Dad jokes are toast.
ReplyDeleteThat one put me in a jam.
ReplyDeleteI got one! When is a door not a door?
ReplyDeleteWhen it’s ajar.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
ReplyDeleteBecause the P is silent.
Simply Awesome. Caused my daughter to have a complete eye-roll in response.
ReplyDelete