Thursday, July 29, 2021

Dad Joke CV

What do the people buying bread have in common with the people selling it? 

They both want each other's dough.

6 comments:

  1. Trying to get a rise out of us? We don't knead this kind of aggravation.

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  2. Crusty old codger jokes will get you nowhere...

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  3. I can't think of anything clever, and I am no loafer, but no matter how you slice it, I'm toast on this one.

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  4. I'm getting a headache.

    And a new appreciation for euthanasia...

    But perhaps I should turn my formidable intelligence on to this and delve into it. Consider that puns are considered the lowest form of humour - or bluntly, they appeal to the dumbest among us. Yet the men pulling down their intellectual pants here - are seriously studious and scholarly men. Is the premise that 'puns are the lowest form of humour' flawed?

    I knead to know! HAR!

    Oh gawd! It's CONTAGIOUS.

    ASM! We need a Smith & Wesson, a carton of cigarettes and ammunition, and a bottle of whisky! And maybe some plastic to roll out to contain the splatter! Errrr... maybe ya better make that a Glock... with a high capacity magazine...given the guys involved....

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  5. It's the yeast he can do for the flour of our youth.

    Kurt

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