Thursday, June 3, 2021

Dad joke LXXXII

What did the tomato say to his friends when he was running late?

Don't worry, I'll ketchup. 

2 comments:

  1. He better hurry, wouldn't want to find himself in a pickle.

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  2. A dicey comment, I know, but would his tomato friends be crushed or stewed if he didn't?

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