Longtime reader and FOTB (and in meatspace) libertyman sends in this Dad joke:
I just read the police arrested two fellows who had stolen a calendar. They each got six months.
And longtime reader and FOTB (and in meatspace) Longtime reader and FOTB (and in meatspace) Burt sends in this:
What's the name for an occupied airplane bathroom?
Hypotenuse.
Wait a minute... that's not a Dad joke!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is a GRANDAD joke!!! What are you trying to pull here, BP...?