Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Dad Joke LVII

 


8 comments:

Toirdhealbheach Beucail said...

Drink from the skull of your enemies, tools - you cover quite the gamut here.

libertyman said...

That one had an interesting twist...

The Neon Madman said...

Phillip was obviously screwing around in the wrong place, and was driven to destruction.

(Boy, you guys are up early today)

Tractorguy said...

Q. What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia?

A. A Phillips screwdriver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tractorguy

Old NFO said...

LOL, love it!

Brad_in_IL said...

Q: What do you call a drink of vodka and prune juice?

A: A Pile Driver !!!

SgtBob said...

That is the best one yet.

FredLewers said...

My best friend is named Philip. I think my opening is gonna be "when you die, can I have your skull?"