Tolerance, good temper and sympathy — they are what matter really, and if the human race is not to collapse they must come to the front before long.
- E. M. Forster
Drink from the skull of your enemies, tools - you cover quite the gamut here.
That one had an interesting twist...
Phillip was obviously screwing around in the wrong place, and was driven to destruction. (Boy, you guys are up early today)
Q. What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia?A. A Phillips screwdriver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tractorguy
LOL, love it!
Q: What do you call a drink of vodka and prune juice? A: A Pile Driver !!!
That is the best one yet.
My best friend is named Philip. I think my opening is gonna be "when you die, can I have your skull?"
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