Saturday, March 21, 2020

Every Morning It Feels Like This When I Log On


6 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

lol

Irish said...

At least we’re not all gonna die of climate change.

LSP said...

Heh.

DFTR.

Beans said...

What? You look like a bald constipated pseudo-Frenchman when you wake up in the morning?

Have you considered rigging an insulin pump with extra-strong caffeine?

For the children, think of the poor children...

Glen Filthie said...

Sir, the spam shields have fallen to 32%. Ensign Aesop is reporting catastrophic bowel failure and loss of containment. The fan in the washroom has failed and we’ve lost all life support on that deck, casualties estimated at 172%. Leftenant Borepatch is reporting the forward sausage array is offline. He will need 3 toilet plungers and 4 hours to fix it. Bumheaded CNN Zombies are loose on the lower decks, and I’d like to request permission to gobble in fright and abandon ship!

What are your orders, sir?

ASM826 said...

Glen;

Stand by to beam the crew into the Borg Cube. Maybe they can assimilate us, maybe they catch it, either way we'll be done with this.

Make it so.

Paicard signing off.