Thursday, November 9, 2017

Nothing To See Here, I'm An Only One!

What happens when you go out drinking while wearing a concealed firearm in North Carolina? If you're a citizen, it's a crime. You have to put away your heater and go out unarmed before you start poisoning yourself with the Devil's brew.

If you're an Only One, you can get so hammered that at 6:30 the next morning, you're "incapacitated by alcohol", you can take a woman you can't identify later to your hotel room, and wake up to find that she stole your government issued Glock 27, and all that happens is an "internal investigation."

The Only One is question is (was?) a unit chief in the F.B.I.'s international terrorism section.

 Let's go with gun control for the proles. That will fix everything.

1 comment:

Borepatch said...

Hey, hold mah beer!