Partner in Grime is a Mechanical Engineer. Or at least he TELLS me he is. :-) For you see I've never actually seen his workplace or a paycheck, but large amounts of money just show up in our savings account. I tease him a little about it.
I just returned from a week visiting my 97-year-old Dad and on the clothesline downstairs where my husband had done some laundry while I was away, were all these gloves. Dozens of gloves, all stained with dark rust like colors that wouldn't come out.
I hear the back door open, then footsteps in the kitchen followed by a creak at the top of the stairs .. . I peer up and ask him as I hold up one of the creepy stained gloves.
"So babe - tell me again - mechanical engineer . . . or serial killer?"
I think I made him snort his beer.
You all have a safe, and sane weekend. I'll have some writing up this week when I get the household chores caught up.
There's such a fine line between the two, isn't there? :)
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ReplyDeleteGood one, only an engineer will tell you blood washes out (we see quite a bit of it actually), petroleum byproducts not so much ;-)
ReplyDeleteSkinned Knuckles (SK) club meeting currently postponed due to shortage of band aids...
It's the straight-faced one liners which result in some sort of spew that are the best!
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