I Think My Dog's a Democrat (Songwriter: Bryan Lewis)
Well, I think my dog's a democrat And it breaks my heart To have to say An ugly thing like that But there's a big old pile of evidence That all points toward the facts My dog might be a democrat I pay for all his health care And I buy everything he eats I provide him with a place to live Just to keep him off the streets But he just acts like he's entitled Even tried to unionize the cat Yeah, I think my dog's a democrat He chewed up the Constitution That I keep on display And every time Benghazi's on TV He looks the other way ("What difference, at this point, does it make") I know he's a liberal Even if he won't admit it He pooped on my living room rug And tried to tell me George Bush did it He ain't got no papers And what really gets my goat Is if he could find to write it down Well, I know they'd let him vote Sure we've had some good times He's been fun to have around But if he ever barks About my right to bear arms I'm gonna have to have him put down (Who's a good boy?) (Who's a good boy?) I pay for all his health care And I buy everything he eats I provide him with a place to live Just to keep him off the streets You'd have to be a Socialist To ever act like that So my dog must be a democrat His behavior has been hidden His mom might be Mrs. Clinton Yeah, I thing my dog's a Spread-the-wealth Government-health Flea-bitten democrat
Yep, so are cats... sigh
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