Monday, February 8, 2016

Lawdog Has Returned

Whatever else is wrong on the internet, the Lawdog is posting again.
"... Not being entirely gormless, my body (not currently admiring the shot that started this whole episode) spun, took two steps, and flung me at the lower limbs of the nearest mesquite tree ... about those two steps ahead of the enraged pig.

So.  There I am, hanging like a panicked sloth from the lower limbs by one ankle, one hand, and one wrist, while a Paleolithic-class hog stands below, loudly opining as to my ancestry and sexual proclivities, and daring me to come down..."
Go find how he got there and how it all worked out.

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