Except that goose is NOT on the "food chain" in any hive. Unless, of course, he makes the mistake of attacking a Hispanic, a Black, a Homosexual, a Muslim, a "Law Enforcement" officer, or one of the Elite. In which case some fine "Law Enforcement" officer will empty his service weapon into the bird. But if goosey decides to attack a White or an Asian, that same "Law Enforcement" officer will merely laugh his head off.
At the university, I was verbally reprimanded by a stranger for kicking a duck that bit me as I walked by. These people don't just forget their place in the food chain, they abandon it, and demand you do so as well.
Except that goose is NOT on the "food chain" in any hive. Unless, of course, he makes the mistake of attacking a Hispanic, a Black, a Homosexual, a Muslim, a "Law Enforcement" officer, or one of the Elite. In which case some fine "Law Enforcement" officer will empty his service weapon into the bird. But if goosey decides to attack a White or an Asian, that same "Law Enforcement" officer will merely laugh his head off.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who raises geese, I can tell you it needs stronger language. Geese are freaking mean. Damn mean.
ReplyDeleteAs someone who raises geese, I can tell you it needs stronger language. Geese are freaking mean. Damn mean.
ReplyDeleteAt the university, I was verbally reprimanded by a stranger for kicking a duck that bit me as I walked by. These people don't just forget their place in the food chain, they abandon it, and demand you do so as well.
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