Ode to Opening Day

And from the immortal "99 reasons why Baseball is better than Football":

Football players and coaches don't know how to bait a ref, much less jump up and down and scream in his face. Baseball players know how to argue with umps; baseball managers even kick dirt on them. Earl Weaver steals third base and won't give it back; Tom Landry folds his arms.

George Carlin's comparison of the two sports is epic.



Play ball!