Sunday, November 30, 2014

#OCCUPYDOGPARK

I was leaving the dog park when I came up on a minivan mom and her two kids.  The boy was throwing rocks, and I watched him closely as I went to drive past.  Sure enough, he wound back and let fly.


Little 3 year old punk is all ready for Occupy Wall Street, it seems.  His sister broke into tears for some reason, and minivan mom tried to explain that while he had been throwing rocks, he wasn't throwing them at anything.

I'm afraid that I was a little cross with her, explaining how young Junior tracked the car's movements before he threw the damn thing.  I was watching his eyes the whole time.

Fortunately (I guess), Dad showed up to pick up the brood and gave me contact info.  We'll see if it was all made up or not.

Damn kids start early these days ...

6 comments:

  1. Pyrotek85November 30, 2014 at 3:20 PM

    The 3 year old did that? Either he got lucky or he's got a good arm, auto glass is fairly tough.

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  2. Hat TrickNovember 30, 2014 at 3:43 PM

    Get a contract to act as his agent with a large commission then get him into baseball or maybe as a QB. He's got potential. Especially if he can work out lead on a moving target at such a young age.
    But make sure the folks pay for that window first.

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  3. B November 30, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    I'da called the cops. THen there is, at least, a police report.

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  4. ASM826November 30, 2014 at 6:54 PM

    +1 for B. Shoulda called the po-po.

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  5. BobNovember 30, 2014 at 7:01 PM

    Cops at a dog park? Are you crazy?

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  6. Jake (formerly Riposte3)December 1, 2014 at 12:03 PM

    "Cops at a dog park? Are you crazy?"

    It would have been a massacre!

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