There is nothing more comical than a dog with chocolate cake smeared all over it's face trying to convince you that it wasn't him that ate the cake.
There's enough sentience there to see that there is some concerted effort to really, really show you what a good dog they are, and how they could never, ever eat your cake, but not quite enough to recognize that, dude, you're trying to convince me that you didn't eat my cake and it's literally all over your face!
We had a bulldog who enjoyed cat food. He figured out that we could hear him when he would chew the kibble. So he started laying tounge in the bowl and carrying all he could pickup to the back of the house to eat. My wife became curious about why he was pacing up and down the hall one day; confronted him, and he dropped a mouth full of kibble at her feet. Then he tried to convince her he had no idea how that got there.
You have evidence that suggests it's not Crash then?
ReplyDeleteGive the dog a chance. He'll prove with geometric logic that it was squirrels.
ReplyDeleteDave, the investigation continues ... l-)
ReplyDeleteKen: +10!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing more comical than a dog with chocolate cake smeared all over it's face trying to convince you that it wasn't him that ate the cake.
ReplyDeleteThere's enough sentience there to see that there is some concerted effort to really, really show you what a good dog they are, and how they could never, ever eat your cake, but not quite enough to recognize that, dude, you're trying to convince me that you didn't eat my cake and it's literally all over your face!
When they can't look you in the eyes, it's pointless to check their breath to see if they'd imbibed.
ReplyDeleteWe had a bulldog who enjoyed cat food. He figured out that we could hear him when he would chew the kibble. So he started laying tounge in the bowl and carrying all he could pickup to the back of the house to eat. My wife became curious about why he was pacing up and down the hall one day; confronted him, and he dropped a mouth full of kibble at her feet. Then he tried to convince her he had no idea how that got there.
ReplyDeleteBad dog
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