Monday, December 23, 2013

I need to go to Germany


11 comments:

  1. Chaplain TimDecember 23, 2013 at 3:40 PM

    Not to mention that you can get a beer with your Big Mac at most McDonald's there.

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  2. Dave HDecember 23, 2013 at 4:16 PM

    I know a few really good German restaurants, but they're all in Canada. I don't think any of them serve a schnitzel that big though. (I'd be typing this from a hospital bed if they did.)

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  3. A ReaderDecember 23, 2013 at 5:17 PM

    Fredericksburg, Texas is closer.

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  4. SiGraybeardDecember 23, 2013 at 6:13 PM

    I've owned cars smaller than that schnitzel.

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  5. GooberDecember 23, 2013 at 6:43 PM

    "Essen Sie diese schnitzel!"

    "Nein! Ich glaube Schnitzel nicht!"

    "Wir haben weg zu dich schnitzel essen gemachen!" *cruel german laughter*

    "NEIN! NEIN!!!"

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  6. A ReaderDecember 23, 2013 at 7:24 PM

    Goober, that's classic.

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    1. GooberDecember 23, 2013 at 9:29 PM

      Danke schoen Herr Ein Leser. Ich werde hier alles nacht sein.

      Be sure to tip your beerwench.

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  7. The Big GuyDecember 23, 2013 at 10:13 PM

    We can always go to Goodsens w/ KX59 and Belle- their CFS would rival any schnitzel I saw in Berlin, Klon or Munich...
    (Even more better would be the Cowtown Diner in Ft. Worth. Bacon wrapped, battered, deep-fried deviled eggs.)

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  8. BorepatchDecember 23, 2013 at 11:15 PM

    Goober Die Interneten that you have gewon will be coming to you via 2nd day air ...

    But I must say that The Big Guy and I had monster chicken fried steak in Waco. It was awesome (the steaks and the meet up). Beer wenches would have made it a Black Hole of Awesome and you never would have seen us (or Waco) again.

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    1. GooberDecember 24, 2013 at 12:17 AM

      Would've been a good way to go, though.

      A chicken -fried steak and beerwench event horizon would be worth being reduced to ones requisite subatomic particles just to experience it once.

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    2. A ReaderDecember 24, 2013 at 9:11 AM

      Schnitzel. Chicken Fried Steak. Beer. Guns.

      Oh, and lots of beautiful women, many of whom are armed and capable.

      God Bless Texas.

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