Vote Democrat - get eternal life!

Andrew emails this gem:

A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after a Democrat government balances the budget and eliminates the debt."

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.