Many of you have heard about the petition to deport Piers Morgan because he's just generally a douchebag. Folks in the UK caught wind of this, and were (naturally) horrified. They started a counter petition to
make the US keep him:
We got rid of him once and why should we have to suffer again. The
Americans wanted him so they should put up with him. We washed our hands
of him a long time ago.
Well played. Full marks.
So if we don't want him here and the UK doesn't want him back...where else could we send him? Liberia springs to mind....
ReplyDeleteSyria comes to mind. Seems there's a small conflict going on there right now, he'll have plenty to report on and he can put his money where his mouth is and show us how gun control will keep him safe.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be easy to picture Piers Morgan as the Wandering Gentile, doomed to search the world in search of a home, which he never finds...
ReplyDelete"Move on, thou, likewise!"
How about we trade with Mexico?
ReplyDeleteThey take him in and we let, oh 250,000 illegal Mexicans stay?