Friday, October 26, 2012

Indiana Jones - not so dreamy after all

Denied tenure:
Permit me to list just a few of the more troubling accounts I was privy to during the committee’s meeting. Far more times than I would care to mention, the name “Indiana Jones” (the adopted title Dr. Jones insists on being called) has appeared in governmental reports linking him to the Nazi Party, black-market antiquities dealers, underground cults, human sacrifice, Indian child slave labor, and the Chinese mafia. There are a plethora of international criminal charges against Dr. Jones, which include but are not limited to: bringing unregistered weapons into and out of the country; property damage; desecration of national and historical landmarks; impersonating officials; arson; grand theft (automobiles, motorcycles, aircraft, and watercraft in just a one week span last year); excavating without a permit; countless antiquities violations; public endangerment; voluntary and involuntary manslaughter; and, allegedly, murder.
This whole post is filled with Win.

4 comments:

  1. If he had only published something, this would have ended differently.

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  2. Sent on to my professor daughter. She spent the summer writing for publication and attending academic conferences. She could be the beginning of a snowball.

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  3. LOL, yep I could EASILY believe it... :-)

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