Monday, August 13, 2012

ZOMG! Teh Global Warmeninz!

It was positively autumnal last night in Roswell, GA - the heat of the day probably only say 85°, and the forecast was for a low around 60°. It's not even mid August yet.  In Georgia, it's making me think about covering up the tomatoes.

Clearly, this unseasonable cold snap is caused by Global Warming.  My proof?  Everything is caused by Global Warming.

4 comments:

  1. And I see Algore is claiming a conspiracy (or something) for Romney and Obama not discussing global warming. Must mean he's not able to earn as much money scare-mongering right now.

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  2. Anybody remember this 1970's treehugger narrative?

    "For millions of years, Earth was fertile and rich. Then pollution and waste began to take their toll. Civilization fell into ruin. This is the world of the 25th Century. Only a handful of scientists remain, men who have vowed to rebuild what has been destroyed."

    Unless I was lied to as a kid, we still have a couple of good centuries ahead of us.

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  3. Well, there is only so much heat to go around...all those greedy folks in Oklahoma must have stolen your hard earned Georgia BTU's!

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  4. Algore's losing more money on Current TV than he's making now, to be sure.
    We exported most of last summer's drought northward out of Texas.
    Don't know how we missed Georgia, I'll have to check.
    We have some left though, 109 degree heat index yesterday down on the coast. Any takers?

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