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You're wise to not believe in coincidence. Norris was actually born in March of 1940.
Dave H, I heard that Chuck Norris kicked his birthday into 1945. ;-)
No doubt when he roundhouse kicked the doctor who slapped him on the butt when he was born.The 1945 birth date is more fitting, because that means he was 13 when he joined the Air Force.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!Oh, wait....that's Jack Bauer.Never mind......
Nightmares wake up in a cold sweat from dreams with Chuck Norris in them.Chuck Norris was indeed born in 1940. He walked into his first dojo on May 6th, 1945.
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You're wise to not believe in coincidence. Norris was actually born in March of 1940.
ReplyDeleteDave H, I heard that Chuck Norris kicked his birthday into 1945. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNo doubt when he roundhouse kicked the doctor who slapped him on the butt when he was born.
ReplyDeleteThe 1945 birth date is more fitting, because that means he was 13 when he joined the Air Force.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait....that's Jack Bauer.
Never mind......
Nightmares wake up in a cold sweat from dreams with Chuck Norris in them.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris was indeed born in 1940. He walked into his first dojo on May 6th, 1945.