Acceptance speeches

Mitt Romney:

My fellow Americans,

This great country, which I love, and which you love, and which we love together; which I love because you love; God Bless America.

Thank you, and good night.

Newt Gingrich:

Here are 19 great ideas that I should have come out with a month ago.  Internet insurgency.  Follow me on Twitter.

Rick Santorum:

Thanks for all your support for my daughter in the hospital [this was very touching - Borepatch].  Here's a bunch of stuff that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

R0N P4uL!!!1!:

I'm the Howard Dean of the GOP. End the Fed!

I think I got that all about right.