A drunk taxi driver was caught naked by police in Moscow following a rampage in which he smashed into 17 cars. City police became aware of Vitaly Grodi's erratic driving after he ignored a road sign and refused to stop.Must have been trying to complete Stolichnaya's Glorious Five Year Plan ...
The driver bumped into 17 vehicles including a police van. He also narrowly avoided hitting a school bus. The driver was finally caught by officers who were shocked to find him in nothing but his birthday suit when he emerged from his cab.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
How do you say "Hey Bubba, hold mah beer" in Russian?
Well, Hold mah vodka?
Эй, Bubba, держать мое пиво!
ReplyDeleteaccording to google translate, anyway
Haha! I am so sick of the professional "I am offended" crew that it is becoming more and more tempting to say stuff just to be offensive. Although I guess just being a practicing Christian is offensive enough these days.
ReplyDeleteЭй, товарищ, несу мой пива.
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