Rep. Weiner could not be reached for comment

Shooting buddy Burt left a comment leading me to DamnYouAutocomplete, which had this stunningly appropriate entry:

You see, not only is Burt a fine shot, but he can fix your watches and clocks.  Lol.

I for one would welcome our new Digital Overlords, but am laughing so much that I can't quite catch my breath.

But Rep. Weiner really needs to learn the "on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" thing:

Err, not that there's anything wrong with that.  Or something.