Coconut Grove Martini: 1oz. Coconut Rum, 1oz. Pineapple rum, 2oz. Pineapple juice. Garnish the rim with toasted coconut flakes. Double the mixture for fun.
You made me look up what 'lychee' is...as someone who has recently taken a liking to drizzling huckleberry cordial over my vanilla ice cream, I'm not likely to attack your manliness.
You should try the actual lychee nut-- bite through the paper thin skin, slurp on the flesh and juice and spit out the nut. If you eat too many of them, you'll get sick just like you do from eating too much candy. They are that good.
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ReplyDeleteA real man doesnt just drink what whatever he wants, his confidence in his choice makes the other guys around him order one too!
ReplyDeleteCoconut Grove Martini: 1oz. Coconut Rum, 1oz. Pineapple rum, 2oz. Pineapple juice.
ReplyDeleteGarnish the rim with toasted coconut flakes. Double the mixture for fun.
You made me look up what 'lychee' is...as someone who has recently taken a liking to drizzling huckleberry cordial over my vanilla ice cream, I'm not likely to attack your manliness.
ReplyDeleteYou should try the actual lychee nut-- bite through the paper thin skin, slurp on the flesh and juice and spit out the nut. If you eat too many of them, you'll get sick just like you do from eating too much candy. They are that good.
ReplyDeleteBy your leave Sir!
ReplyDeleteUgh. More for you. I shall be over here in the corner, cuddling my vodka tonic. I cannot stand sweet drinks.
ReplyDelete+1 on Sabra's comment, I prefer a tonic and Tito's or Dripping Springs with a healthy twist of lime.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like trash can punch in a fancy glass.
That's an example of the "Affirming the consequent" fallacy, right?
ReplyDelete"If you are gay, then you like frilly chick drinks. BP likes frilly chick drinks, therefore he's gay".
It's a fallacy, of course. You could merely like that drink because you pee sitting down, say, or code in Visual Basic!