TheOnesDay® humor

It was a freezing cold night in Washington, D.C., despite (or because of) the foot of new fallen Global Warming on the White House lawn.  Even with extra blankets and quilts, it was freezing cold as Michelle slipped into bed.

"My God, it's cold," she said.  Barack put down his New York Times and replied, "In bed, honey, you can call me 'Barack'."

This week's edition of TheOnesDay® mockery has been brought to you by Saul Alinsky.  Remember the Rules For Radicals, folks.  Mockery - it's what's for Breakfast.