I got pulled over for speeding when I was 18. Fast car, young redhead.
The young officer came over chuckling and said "so miss, you were zooming right along there, low altitude. How about you show me your pilots license" (he thinks he's being quite funny".
I reach into my wallet and hand it to him. Commercial one.
He looks at it, shakes his head, laughs and goes back to his car and drives off.
Cute redheads can get away with stuff like that. I tend to sit with hands at 10 and 2, wait for the officer to ask for license and registration, and be VERY polite.
Maybe he had a fight with wife last night, maybe his Sgt. just told him he'll be working 12s on the holiday weekend, whatever it is, I don't want be the way he works on his frustrations, and he has the stick, the taser, the gun, and the radio.
I would be willing to watch video of other people saying the things on your list. It would be epic.
I got pulled over for speeding when I was 18. Fast car, young redhead.
ReplyDeleteThe young officer came over chuckling and said "so miss, you were zooming right along there, low altitude. How about you show me your pilots license" (he thinks he's being quite funny".
I reach into my wallet and hand it to him. Commercial one.
He looks at it, shakes his head, laughs and goes back to his car and drives off.
I did slow down though. :-)
Cute redheads can get away with stuff like that. I tend to sit with hands at 10 and 2, wait for the officer to ask for license and registration, and be VERY polite.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he had a fight with wife last night, maybe his Sgt. just told him he'll be working 12s on the holiday weekend, whatever it is, I don't want be the way he works on his frustrations, and he has the stick, the taser, the gun, and the radio.
I would be willing to watch video of other people saying the things on your list. It would be epic.
Oddly enough though, "Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper" never fails to get laughs.
ReplyDeleteIf I had a nickel....
ReplyDeleteI should just print this and hand it to the officer and say "You pick one."
ReplyDelete"Was groping people at the TSA too icky, so you decided to be a cop?"
ReplyDeleteCute red heads can get away with just about anything. Well, at least as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteBack to the subject at hand. Two things you really, absolutely, should not say to a cop,
"Do you know who I am?"
"You don't have the balls to arrest me."