Some "scientists" write a "scientific article" about how drinking is connected to cancer. Hilarity ensues. Ouch.
Church of England to Prince William: She might get fat; deal with it.
OK, they didn't actually say that. Still, this is the last you'll hear from me about marriage happenings in Her Britannic Majesty's Scepter'd Isle. Srlsy.
Giving Up not playing Nintendo 3DS causes
Or something. The "scientific" results as reported in the UK Sun (note: Page Three is NSFW) are, err, "exhaustive" (sample size = 1). Results are published anyway. Hilarity ensues. Thar's one righteous "science," right there.
Government shutdown immanent; Women and Children hardest hit.
Whatever.
Lightbulbs.
It seems they suck the darkness out of the room. Or something.
I'm safe, I think.
ReplyDelete"At least 13,000 cancers in the UK every year are the result of people's drinking... thousands of cancers could have been avoided if people had consumed no more than one drink a day for women or two for men... "even more cancer cases would be prevented if people... stopped drinking alcohol at all.""
I make it a rule never to have more than two drinks a day. One quart in the morning and one just before bedtime.