Drink, Comrade, drink! It's that or the Gulag!
It's real, and has a real sense of humor:
Ingredients: Seething disappointment, Carbonated Water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Gum Acacia, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Glyceryl Abietate, Sodium Benzoate, Artificial Color.Combine this with some Stolichnaya, and you have a party fit for the New Soviet Man. And this video is obligatory:
Kulaks need not apply ...
I really really really need someone to import this for me. Really.
ReplyDeleteDude. That looks like straight Tabasco sauce. (Pour over scrambled Egg Substitute and enjoy with breakfast vodka!)
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