Seven men ruled Soviet Russia. Here's a breakdown, filled with bolshoi snark worthy of The People's Cube. The bit about the Chernenko regime as "Weekend At Bernie's" by itself fulfills the snark quota of the last Glorious Five Year Plan.
Brezhnev and Chernenko are chatting in the other world:
- Kostya, but who rules now instead of us?
- Da, it's Misha Gorbachev.
- But who supports him?
- Who supports him? Why, he walks all by himself...
In Soviet Russia joke is you ...
Plus a bonus post about MXC, which is indeed the Greatest TV Show Ever:
There's no need to explain Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, because if you don't already know what it is, you're an idiot. It is the best thing ever. If watching hordes of little Japanese people getting flattened by boulders, bent all backwards by giant crushing rollers, or dropped into puddles of mud doesn't tickle your funny bone, then I cannot help you, sir. You are dead inside.He has videos. Not much beats watching MXC reruns with #1 Son and #2 Son.
MXC is great. There was this one where a woman took a volley ball to the face, and then fell in the mud. My son and I replayed that one about a hundred times.
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