Yeah, I know, hold the presses. It seems that some no-name, desperate-for-attention "Comic" called Senator Scott Brown's (R-MA*) daughters "prostitutes." Seems some CNN reporter present on the scene (and on-camera) cracked up at the display of "wit".
Snore.
Look, lefties - you like to think that you're all "edgy" and everything, and "push the boundaries", and like a Transvestite in the Lady's Room you "Go where no man has gone before." Whatev. Just so you know, when you do this all you're doing is putting your ignorance on display.
Want proof? You want real edgy? OK, how about the Hellfire Club? A regular party in man-made caves designed to look like the entrance to the Underworld? Complete with Old Nick hisself as club "President" and "Nuns" (prostitutes) brought in for orgies?
In the Eighteenth Century. You know, when they were still burning witches.
Oh, and the club's founder, when visiting the Czar's court in St. Petersburg, dressed up as the King of Sweden. You know - the guys who were at war with the Russians?**
The club admitted women on an equal footing as men, back two centuries before women were allowed to vote. And Ben Franklin was a guest, more than once.
That's edgy. That's breaking barriers. You? You're just some boring potty mouth who can't get anyone to pay attention to you without dragging someone's family into the mud. Not classy, not interesting.
Boring.
* I just like typing that.
** OK, you didn't know. You slept through history class back at State U.
With just a few pertinent words changes and some added frill, this could be extremely funny...lol
ReplyDeleteWould you say; somebody that acts or performs for an audience is an entertainer....and then accepting money for same would/could be labled a prostitute?
ReplyDeleteKathy Giffon..er griffen...mcgiver...oh you know the one IMHO is very much on the side of prostitution in her profession.
Steve
my quick five minute re-write:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know, hold the presses between your knees. It seems that some no-name, desperate-for-attention and a date "Comic" called Senator Scott Brown's (R-MA*) daughters "patriots".
Seems some CNN reporter present on the scene (and on-camera) cracked up at the display of "wit".
Snore sounds were heard bellowing from the lefty gallows and channel changing clicks were rumbling away around the globe at this juncture.
Look, lefties - you like to think that you're all "edgy" and everything, and "push the boundaries" like with big bail outs, health-care reform, financial reform, that the cap/trade save the planet deal , like an Obama or Billery Transvestite look alike in the Lady's Room you "Go where no man “or given facsimile has gone before." All the way to the White House this 2010 remake little red riding hood goes. Whatev (meaning “Whatever” like singing lyrics to the “sound of music” at a Utah execution ). Just so you know, when you do this, all you're doing is putting your ignorance and smallish taped back Willy Wonker on display.
Want proof? You want real edgy? (Moments of breathless anticipation hush the huddled masses) OK, how about the (flashes renewed membership card) Hellfire Club? A regular party in man-made caves designed to look like the entrance to the (a new Disney amusement park obviously) Underworld? Complete with Old Nick hisself as club "President" and "Nuns" (prostitutes) brought in for orgies? (Sounds like a heck of a good time was being had by all, DVD release summer 2011)
In the Eighteenth Century. You know, when they were still burning witches, roasting weenies, and making yummy smores by the campfire, this was considered the organized political action committees of their day .
Oh, and the club's founder, when visiting the Czar's court in St. Petersburg, dressed up as the King of Sweden (that King of Sweden garb with the wild purple wig and frilled panties was a magnifacant sight to see, but a bit itchy and uncomfortable on a blustery summer’s eve).
You know - the guys who were at war with the Russians?** (it wasn’t like they were trying to kill each other with malice, just another large block party gone a rye without a designated driver)
The club admitted women on an equal footing as men (this edgy mistake was corrected for centuries until those damned Yankees gave them equality once again), back two centuries before women were allowed to vote. And Ben Franklin was a guest, more than once.
(of course everyone knows that Old light me up Ben knew how to party down)
That's edgy (well, at least more edgy than a Hot Trans standing at the urinal next to you). That's breaking barriers.
U2? You're just some boring potty mouth MSNBC clone who can't get anyone to pay attention to you without dragging someone's family into the mud (mud dragging has not seen such popularity, until it’s recent reemergence as mud bogging in Southern American States).
Not classy (elitist class), not interesting (think NY Times). Just some more despicable “Borepatching” as they coin in socialist circles….lol
Boring.
* I just like typing that.
** OK, you didn't know. You slept through history class back at State U
I'd have paid attention to this sooner if I knew there were smores involved, or a bird's eye view into the secret world of man caves, what they talk about and what they might wear while discussing tea parties and Betsy Ross, didn't she have a hand sewn clothing line? I've always wondered about America's fathers wearing wigs and powdered faces while writing documents that we base our system upon, you know what they say, never trust those men in dress up clothes, prostitutes or politicians.
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