Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Hello Kitty Combat Engineering

So you've gotten your little Princess one of those pink Cricket .22 rifles, and she's outgrown it. You got her one of those pink Kalashnikitty AK-47 thingies, but she's in the rebellious rolling-her-eyes teenage stage. What's a dad to do?

Glam Guns has just the ticket - the EZ-Boom Oven:
It's never to early to learn demolition. Hard targets are no longer a challenge with the Glambo Signature Series EZ-Boom Oven. Locked out of the clubhouse? Fight back! Includes enough of her patented, quick-setting mix to make one pound of plastique and will provide your child with hours of fun. (Safety armor not included.)
A bargain at only $323.95!
Sorry, (sniff) - seems I've gotten something in my eye ...

They also have the Hello Kitty AK-47, My Little Carbine, the Lady "Di" revolver, claymore mines, rocket launchers, and everything that Daddy's Little Angel needs to keep those teenage boys on the straight and narrow.

2 comments:

  1. soulful sepulcherApril 14, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    What happened to mud pies and Barbies? lol

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  2. SabraApril 14, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    Oh, beautiful, LOL! I am so sick of all the pink and the sparkles and the princesses. I'm about to dress 'em all in camo & buy them each a K-Bar and a copy of the Army survival manual and go out and blow stuff up. Starting with Tinkerbell.

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