Monday, March 22, 2010

Dear Europe ...

About all those wads of hundred dollar bills - you know, the ones that were just laying around here that you thought would go to the IMF to bail out Greece (and Italy, and Spain, and Portugal, and Ireland)? I have Good News and Bad News.

The Bad News: sorry, we just spent it all.

The Good News: That guy you wanted to become president so he'd make us more like Europe? Mission Accomplished. You must be so happy.

3 comments:

  1. Why do you have separate tags for "Europe" and "idiots?" Aren't they synonyms?

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  2. Ah, but you can have idiots not from Europe...

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  3. Maybe it's the spirit of the thing. I would venture to say that Nancy Pelosi and friends aren't Americans--they're Europeans!

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