Redneck resolutions

Gonna git the new year off right:

Done made it through another twelve

Still sane and in one piece

Only spent a month in jail

Been good since I's released

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Next year I won't drink Jim Beam ...on the way to church

And I guess I'll quit dippin' ...this tumor reallly hurts

Won't git rough with my woman ...unless she hits me first

Come on new year, big boy, do your worst

Farce the Music has the rest.